[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You have made a joke about not being able to open your door today.

People who think this is funny should be pushed from the nearest tall building.

off the roof obviously. doing it from the front step would be pointless...

[David]

Dave Clifton: "I tell you what Alan, today I could'nt open my door"

Alan Partridge: "Why, loose your keys again?"

Dave Clifton: "Yeah that's right... I lost my keys!"

Alan Partridge: "I know... I just said that."

Or something along those lines. Classic!

[Ickle Angel]

Ok i did make the joke at work of having to come in at 730am to clear my desk of the flowers that were there if that counts

[Uglybob]

i didnt go to work today for the reason that it was Valentines Day. Im glad i didnt go, two females got 12 roses each. I wouldnt spend my money on crap like that.

[DemonHorse]

My girlfriend was perfectly happy with the 1 rose, 12 is just damn greedy and means nothing more than the single one (something she told me weeks ago when she was hinting about what she wanted)

[Eddie]

Its supposed to be 1 red rose or a dozen, nothing more or inbewteen.

[Ickle Angel]

I didnt get flowers

[huckerby6]

Dave Clifton: "I tell you what Alan, today I could'nt open my door"

Alan Partridge: "Why, loose your keys again?"

Dave Clifton: "Yeah that's right... I lost my keys!"

Alan Partridge: "I know... I just said that."

Or something along those lines. Classic!

Classic classic show

I didn't make the joke and it wouldn't work if i did, we got an outside letterbox

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Its supposed to be 1 red rose or a dozen, nothing more or inbewteen.

They were selling Blue Roses for Everton fans.

[Ickle Angel]

Thats pretty cool. I mean i suppose they have to grow them especially

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

as opposed to red roses which they just seach for in the wild?

[Ickle Angel]

Yeah ok I see it was stupid now but im welll known for my stupid posts lol

[DemonHorse]

Its supposed to be 1 red rose or a dozen, nothing more or inbewteen.

They were selling Blue Roses for Everton fans.

All 3 of them and Dave you mean?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wow. sides. splitting.

who are the three then?

[DemonHorse]

Dunno, they seem to be wanting to remain anonymous, three is the figure the ancient legend gives...