[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Not really you sad losers.

Anyway I was in a pub t'other night and the DJ came out with the great line at 11 O'clock..

"dont forget if you are going home for sex use a condom folks. stay safe.. last orders at the bar".

there was also another line involving blow jobs and SARS but it may cause offense to some sensitive souls.

[DemonHorse]

there was also another line involving blow jobs and SARS but it may cause offense to some sensitive souls.

ooh do tell... those who are easily offended can f**k right off....

[Sidders]

those who are easily offended can f**k right off....

Wasn't that my line from last week?

[DemonHorse]

those who are easily offended can f**k right off....

Wasn't that my line from last week?

Don't know, also don't care.

[Jonny Hoare]

Stdent radio, the most offensive gthng me and stevo said was calling one of the mature stduents grotbags

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

more offensive than your face?

oh said..

[M&S]

it was a pleasure to work with jonny, and his probation officer.

ahhhh those were they days. s**t days, but days nevertheless.

[Adam]

Welcome to chrismoyles.net Marko.

Well done on writing a good first post.

[M&S]

psst..its stevo, under my new 'keeping it real' name.

[fish heads]

Why not just edit your username under your old profile?

[M&S]

beacause i'm stupid and have forgetten the passwords to the previous 5 identies I had. I'm sticking to this one, one life, one music, one radio 1, one chris moyles. However, 2 cans of beer...whose laughing now?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah but only 1 mouth.. and one penis.. yet 2 hands... gods little jokes,.

[fish heads]

That's fair enough

[M&S]

i just wish god put his fledging comedy career on hold untill after he created the world.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah because he was taking the piss with all them beetles.

[M&S]

the only beetle with any use is of course, the ever juvinile dung beetle whose plumbing skills are unrivaled by any creature on the planet.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah and Ringo Starr for the Thomas the Tank Voiceovers.

[M&S]

and john lennon, for making us all feel better when we wake up in the morning and realise wer'e sharing a bed with an ugly bird.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

to be fair an ugly bird would be an improvement. currently I have leonard from That Peter Kay Thing and Thomas Gravesen to wake up and see..

[huckerby6]

I have a collection of flags and a large poster of Tupac for some reason

[M&S]

'i found god in fleetwood in 1970'

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

marko (just the name not your good self) reminds me of that annoying tw*t off of big brother.

[M&S]

b*ll*cks. didn't think about that at the time, altough you've painfully reminded me now.

Need a new name...maybe Jimmy White? I heard its available.

[Betti911]

How's your rash? Is it contagious?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

who said it was his?

are you on sabbatical Marko?