[Sidders]

Need a new name...maybe Jimmy White? I heard its available.

The Beeb's still calling him Jimmy White. Spoil-sports.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

he filled in his entry to the tournament as that apparantly...

[Adam]

snooker - pah...

[Jonny Hoare]

snooker is the sport of kings. thought u might of grasped that, but your struggle past 20, run out of finfgers and toes

[M&S]

How's your rash? Is it contagious?

well if you do plan on having sex with me you may want to bring some cling film.

are you on sabbatical Marko?

i've been busy actually writing a radio series for a local station as well as attempting to be a punmaster general on the same station's morning show. Sadly, things have gone a bit pear shape. As I wait in limbo, I thought i'd pop around to say 'hiya'.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

always a welcome change from these numpties.

[Jonny Hoare]

trash is working for the 'sound