[Dopey]

Does that mean that she won't be on the radio while she's in there?

[Jono]

I don't think so.

[fish heads]

So secret means common knowledge now eh? (OK they never actually said secret, but still..)

[Quincy]

used to like fern now she thinks she big time rock chick or something. piss off cotton.

[M&S]

i think you've got your ferns mixed up (unless its part of the gag which i've just completely missed)

Anyhows, really glad too see some anti fern cotton views. Totp Saturday just revolves round that talentless chimeny sweeper voiced woman to a excruiatingly large degree.

just to let you know that i'm bringing out some anti-fearne cotton arm bands for all the kids once the lottery grant comes through.

by the way, congrats on having possibly the greatest username ever to grace this message board. Managing to crack cases whilst perving up to young woman in bikinis. Jack of all trades he was indeed.

a toast..to quincy

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

cheers... this embalming fluid tastes like sh*te.

[M&S]

i suppose its better mistake to make than chatting up a corpse

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you mean ....... fill in messageboard member name yourself...

[Quincy]

would you do fern britton?

[jameseuk]

It was in the news ages ago she was pregnant.

She'll be on the Red Nose day Fame Academy. She's rubbish from what i've heard on the show. Jon Culshaw will be joining her aswell, along with Ade Edmondson. I take it they've gone for the really crap singers.

I thought that show was axed ages ago

[Quincy]

it should have been, but it is for charidee.

i by my pants from m&s, and i bought my snowboarding hat there aswel.

3 of my mates work there so i use their staff discount. incidentally, 2 of them are ginger.