[M&S]

watching the british top singles thing on C4, they've just had some complete yokel talking about glam rock accompanied by the caption 'slade historian'.

I'm guessing he doesnt have a qualifaction to proove this, but i'm sure mr blair will be up for idea of introducing such a course so people can throw their lives away and owe the government lots of cash.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

funnier than one of westlife saying they would be near the top then them being at 47?

guffaw.

[M&S]

another choice westlife quote:

'..we wanted to be like boyzone, but cooler'

Bucket of liquid nitrogent for the 5 w*nkers on table two.

[M&S]

we may need an extra bucket for the fat one.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the guy from Slade comparing themselves to the beatles.

"he didnt mean in terms of sound but in terms of looks we could be like them"

[M&S]

i doubt noddy holder could even pull a bird that looks like yoko ono.

[Sidders]

funnier than one of westlife saying they would be near the top then them being at 47?

guffaw.

Which song? I can't believe they were in it at all.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it was total singles sales.

[Sidders]

Ah right. I was going to ask who judged the thing.

[M&S]

Ultimately, it was the british public. Cliff Richard came out (not quite yet) on top. Another supporting case in my opinion that democracy doesn't work because there are to many numpties in the world.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my mum was practically dancing around the room. i thought it was a better list than most though... that said some bands whose influence was large didn't sell many records.

The Smiths, The Clash... B*Witched.

[M&S]

no charles and eddie either.

The Clash don't get the credit they deserve. Brilliant songs.

Better than busted innit.

[Jonny Hoare]

Because the didnt release fkuc all and then split.

No Bomballerina either... Or Limahl