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By Lew
#167274
...i'm still alive


I've started to love life, which is great. I never listen to Chris Moyles anymore. I have a 30gb mp3 player so i can listen to all my grrrrrreat music whenever i want. I rule. I go to a monthly drum n' bass night out and do ecstasy and really have the bestest nights ever. I (almost) have a girlfriend. I still have my crappy job at mcdonalds, but fortunately i have lost any hope that i will ever succeed in life (career-wise). I live on the assumption that at any time i may die, it makes me feel more alive. I like to have dreams, better than any drug. I now have my first set of true friends since moving down to Cornwall and i love them all. I don't watch television anymore.

Looking back, although i feel like i left behind a lot of narrow-minded people here, i wish you all the best of luck in whatever you do as for a time i had a simple common bond with you people, a liking for a Radio 1 DJ named Chris Moyles.

Bye again


Lewis Hammerton
By Quincy
#167276
drugs are for losers kids
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By Sidders
#167283
drugs are for losers kids

Ha yeah. Having read that I'm never going to try ecstacy.

I (almost) have a girlfriend too.
By Uglybob
#167290
dale winton almost has a girlfriend too
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#167299
Dale is married!


Looking back, although i feel like i left behind a lot of narrow-minded people here


ah i remember the days of Mini Maximus. Narrow-minded and with the memory of an Elephant.
By Quincy
#167308
I (almost) have a girlfriend too.


dont we all
By Quincy
#167312
ok. sorry mate
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By Betti911
#167319
He seems no loss to the board at all :)

Drugs are obviously frying his brain.
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By Sidders
#167391
Even though I was being serious, I can't believe nobody made a joke about my right hand there. Maybe it was too predictable.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#167412
we are still in shock sidders.
By Andy Bkr
#167524
isnt it great being called narrow minded by someone who takes drugs n works in mcdonalds? hmmmm
By Dickie
#167528
isnt it great being called narrow minded by someone who takes drugs n works in mcdonalds? hmmmm


No, retarded is the word you're looking for
By Andy Bkr
#167538
oh yeah thats the one lol
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#167540
how is taking drugs and/or working for mcdonalds narrow minded?
By DemonHorse
#167542
Yeah I was wondering that... can see how working for maccy Ds is retarded though, sadly I know people who do it, but all the ones I know are below average well... everything.
By Andy Bkr
#167544
its ok for 14-16 year olds as a saturday job
By DemonHorse
#167545
the people that I know do it full time.... and one of them's nearly 35
By Dickie
#167548
Thanks for the 4 year old new story
By Mcqueen_
#167553
What does the date matter? Or were you just showing off your new reading/mathematical combined skills?

The point still stands..
By Quincy
#167567
what does it matter that its not 'new'?

mcqueen never said that it was new
By Mcqueen_
#167571
Not new


Du du doooo Captain Obvious.

Imbecile.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#167579
we want fresh new news mcqueen... go seek it out.

like clark kent only without the superpowers.

does clark kent actually have superpowers or do we distinguish superman from him?