[Wyatt]

[Betti911]

Colleen would like that so he'd keep his mitts off of old slappers +

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.

[Betti911]

True. He couldn't sign her 50 grand cheques for her pocket money tho. Maybe cutting off his manhood would be the better option?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you read heat dont you betti? and other such garbage...

[Betti911]

Not Heat. Thats too expensive. I am rather addicted to that new mag Pick Me Up. Its only 60p. Love reading real life stories. Beats Trisha any day!

[DemonHorse]

and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.

Doesn't he pay Colleen for that anyways? I figured that was how she could afford all those shopping trips for crap she can get far cheaper in the very next shop.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i believe its Ole Gunnar Soljkaers current job.

[Quincy]

he has got some stumpy little arms and head hasnt he.

[Sidders]

I can see that his left arm goes behind that Palace player, but where has his right arm gone?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.

[Betti911]

and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.

Doesn't he pay Colleen for that anyways? I figured that was how she could afford all those shopping trips for crap she can get far cheaper in the very next shop.

She mustn't get the job done to his satisfaction if he has to look elsewhere.... to old whores... yuck.

[Father_Dowling]

its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.

i actually think its bent at the elbow in towards his beer belly

[Andy Bkr]

its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.

oh yes its certainly good to see the dirty mancs heading for another trophyless season

[Sidders]

How does he manage to bend his arm backwards?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

using his shoulder you inflexible muppet.

[Betti911]

Gaspode and the joys of football yoga

[DemonHorse]

and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.

Doesn't he pay Colleen for that anyways? I figured that was how she could afford all those shopping trips for crap she can get far cheaper in the very next shop.

She mustn't get the job done to his satisfaction if he has to look elsewhere.... to old whores... yuck.

True, [kurt angle] it's damn true..... [/kurt angle]

[Dickie]

its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.

oh yes its certainly good to see the dirty mancs heading for another trophyless season

Another trophyless season? Last season i believe we won the FA cup.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

did he say last season?

[iSeb]

True, [kurt angle] it's damn true..... [/kurt angle]

Copy my style there...

[The Rock] It doesnt matter.... [/The Rock]

[Dickie]

The term 'another' would imply he meant consecutive seasons

[DemonHorse]

True, [kurt angle] it's damn true..... [/kurt angle]

Copy my style there...

[The Rock] It doesnt matter.... [/The Rock]

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]What?![/Stone Cold Steve Austin]

ok ok it's getting kinda old now, I'll use it when it's actually funny from now....

[Booker T with a slight hint of MR T]Can you dig that, sucka?[/Booker T...]

[Father_Dowling]

i thought you said youd use it when its funny?

[DemonHorse]

and I thought someone said you were being banned.....