[Andy Bkr]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/727912.stm

[Betti911]

Too bad about the end bit

"Using this study as an excuse to go on a beer binge over the Bank Holiday weekend is not the answer.

[Ickle Angel]

ok ill do an experiment tonight which i hope will prove that drinking beer and watching the rhinos can only be good for your health

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

by the looks of that lad it doesnt make you more attractive though...

[Andy Bkr]

looks like a young david badiell never a good thing

[Betti911]

Mmmm maybe he was like the elephant man to begin with

[MK Chris]

Anything is bad for you if you have too much of it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Even Charisma? could do with some of it for people on here....

[Morals]

Anything is bad for you if you have too much of it.

Except sex Topher.

[MK Chris]

Ah, of course.. Forgot that

[Dickie]

"Using this study as an excuse to go on a beer binge over the Bank Holiday weekend is not the answer.

Well they dont close the quotation marks so in my opinion we all just make the rest up ourselves over the weekend.

"Using this study as an excuse to go on a beer binge over the Bank Holiday weekend is not the answer. It is the only way to go."

[DemonHorse]

Anything is bad for you if you have too much of it.

Except sex Topher.

it would be.... but you CANT have too much

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

not related but i couldn't be arsed starting a new thread.

a guy was killed at a takeaway in wigan and the news just said he was "battered".

bad taste bbc.

[Quincy]

trying to think of some takeaway puns. i will consult the thesaurus and report back with my findings

[Steve.]

I once read an article saying masturbation was good for you...what a load of b*llocks!

Still, I hope it's true.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

apparantly it reduces the risk of cancer... but then so does everything seemingly these days.

[Morals]

I once read an article saying masturbation was good for you...what a load of b*llocks!

Still, I hope it's true.

Can't be, I'd be the healthiest person on the planet....

[DemonHorse]

I once read an article saying masturbation was good for you...what a load of b*llocks!

Still, I hope it's true.

Can't be, I'd be the healthiest person on the planet....

Too Much Info there Morals

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what you didn't already know he was a w*nker?

[Morals]

You can't go for a cheap gag like that when the person it's aimed at has already basically made the same gag about themselves in their own post! Jebus, at least try and be original.....

[Blazin'Babe]

Braille keyboard Morals?

[Morals]

Eh?

[Quincy]

lets explain that one.

masturbation is meant to make you blind. therefore you may (or may not) use a braile keyboard, as, if you are blind due to mass amounts of masturbation, you wouldnt be able to see the keys. but poor old blazin' babe fails to realise that you wouldnt be able to see the VDU if you were blind.

[DemonHorse]

No but he could use software that reads out text on the screen for you.

[Morals]

That's braille too.....