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By Quincy
#175136
Question,

If you never picked your nose and left all the bogies what would happen?

maybe when you sneeze loads of bogies would fly out at people.
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By fish heads
#175138
Depends if by picking, you count blowing as well
By Quincy
#175141
yeah not removing any of the blighters by any means whatsoever. would they just fall out after a while?
By DemonHorse
#175144
It'd probably all come out when you sneeze... unless it got so bad it formed a crust that no sneeze could remove, leaving you with a permanently blocked up nose.
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By Sidders
#175145
Yeah, I'd go for the blocked nose. Now we just need a volunteer.
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By fish heads
#175146
Perhaps they'd just disintegrate. Or just fall back down your throat when you sleep.
By DemonHorse
#175149
depends exactly how much... I'd go for the blocked nose.. has advantages, like not being able to smell it when someone's farted nearby. Also you'd never have to use a hanky again...
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By Morals
#175154
Maybe they'd sort of turn into green "nose dreadlocks"
By DemonHorse
#175157
That would be cool and unusual.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#175181
but when you sniff sometimes they come into your mouth and then you swallow them and its just evil.

i'd rather keep picking.
By Quincy
#175186
i always seem to realise ive got lots of bogies in public places when they cannot be removed
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#175187
rubbish have a good root i say.. wipe em under a table or on a wall.
By DemonHorse
#175189
or on a passing chav or said chav's nova.
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By Morals
#175221
Maybe they could have bogey bins like the chewing gum bins you get in high streets...
By Sheep
#175223
Thats not a bad idea actually...
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By Morals
#175227
Except if you're the poor bastard who has to clean the thing...
By Sheep
#175228
Yeah, or the smell once its full (i dunno do bogeys smell?)
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#175236
also if you have no tissue they can be hard to wipe off... who wants to wipe their fingers on other peoples bogies?
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By Sidders
#175323
This thread is grim. I don't feel like my lunch now.

We should have more threads like this in a 'get Sidla fit' campain.
By Walter Sobchak
#175503
(i dunno do bogeys smell?)


I cant smell them!
By Sheep
#175529
Good point, therye in your nose all the time lol,
I was more meaning once they collected up and started to rot or whatever they do