This old man opened a tin of baked beans and didn't bother to cook them first or even take them out of the tin. He ate them with a spoon and then he saw a piece of string. He pulled it out and IT WAS A RAT.
True story.
Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
At least the Sun doesn't dress itself up to be something it's not.