[Uglybob]

ahh you got to laugh

some channel 4 show done it

so squirting a water pistol is assault. all them children in my neighbourhood will be put behind bars then on asbo's

[Betti911]

It must be pretty annoying if you tart yourself up for a premiere only to be drenched with water.

[fish heads]

Hardly drenched

[Console]

Did anyone hear what happened to Leonardo DiCaprio? Now that is assault. Although I do agree with Tom, that the water squirting guy is a jerk. Does anyone know what program they work for?

[yardwater]

Not very original is it?

I'll probably laugh my head off when I see it though.

That DiCaprio story puts it all in perspective though. Poor guy.

[Sidders]

Avatar too big.

Men don't tart themselves up Betti.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

this is tom cruise. hes not a real man.

[Dickie]

[Console]

Jesus, its lucky he didn't drown fro mthat utter soaking

[yardwater]

Avatar too big.

Men don't tart themselves up Betti.

No idea about the Betti stuff.

Re: Avatar: hasn't bandwidth user accessability etc moved on since cmnet inception?or is 150 2 2 much? TOO MUCH!!!!!!

Nay chance of milky titiness?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah who said people from the north east were berks?*



*me.

[Betti911]

Men don't tart themselves up Betti.

In my experience men tart themselves up and are just as vain as ladies.

[Lucie]

He's a complete tw*t so I'm glad. However, the whole water pistol thing isn't funny.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Men don't tart themselves up Betti.

In my experience men tart themselves up and are just as vain as ladies.

this is the scots... they wear skirts for gods sake.

[yardwater]

ah who said people from the north east were berks?*



*me.

I don't think it was my location that was the problem, but more the 2 bottles of wine. Strange thing is it made sense at the time?

[Sidders]

In my experience men tart themselves up and are just as vain as ladies.

It's not called 'tarting' when men do it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it is when you do it.

men who drink wine are also tarts.

[yardwater]

it is when you do it.

men who drink wine are also tarts.

Any comment concerning drink and/or manhood from a county ruled by Boddingtons is little more than laughable. Frankly I'm surprised your avatar isn't an ickle fwuffy kitten. With a bow in on it's head.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah think lancashire... think kittens and boddingtons.

i know i do.

[DemonHorse]

it is when you do it.

men who drink wine are also tarts.

Scott Mills likes his wine doesn't he?

Just a thought...

[yardwater]

yeah think lancashire... think kittens and boddingtons.

i know i do.

It was either that or Ramsbottom.

[yardwater]

it is when you do it.

men who drink wine are also tarts.

Scott Mills likes his wine doesn't he?

Just a thought...

So did John Peel. Just an observation.

[Lucie]

[DemonHorse]

it is when you do it.

men who drink wine are also tarts.

Scott Mills likes his wine doesn't he?

Just a thought...

So did John Peel. Just an observation.

difference here is many people of the older generation like wine, I wouldn't class Mills as the older generation.

also my comment was not intended to be derogatory, just an observation.

[yardwater]

it is when you do it.

men who drink wine are also tarts.

Scott Mills likes his wine doesn't he?

Just a thought...

So did John Peel. Just an observation.

difference here is many people of the older generation like wine, I wouldn't class Mills as the older generation.

also my comment was not intended to be derogatory, just an observation.

Ok. There was no offence taken at all. I did think you were pandering via inference to Gaspode's "I've been here for ages so I can insult anyone" mentality. I give as good as I get and expect the same from those dishing it out. I am sorry if I offended you too.