[Uglybob]

this is a little nicking from karl pilkingtons slot on gervais show. basically its cryptic clues to bands. i have made all these up and they are as bad as his is

get the most out of anyone and you win a chart cd of your choice (not over 15 quid so no bloody boxsets)

1. what you really should tell rik waller to do?
clue is f.s
2. that angel hesitated to give me some moss
clue is p.g
3. that paula radcliffe, she on the road with some cards at 12am
clue is d.m.r
4. you know something a child sleeps with, well its grown breasts
clue is b
5. your penis is making a strange sound there
clue is b
6. im quite taken by that big dipper
clue is f.a
7. that one in the boats got one of them things in hollywood
clue is s

please try not to post answers on this in here, private message me with the answers. if you do give answers in here, you ruin your chances of winning as someone might not have got that one yet.

[Mafro]

Blimey, either this is really cryptic or I'm just crap.

[Tom Holt]

i've got one so far.....

[Mafro]

Got the hang of it eventually.

[DemonHorse]

I think I know number 3 but that's about it....

[Mafro]

The clues are awfully genius.

[DemonHorse]

I take it they're all artists, not a mix of artists and songs.

[Uglybob]

all artists

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. Fatboy Slim

2. Peter Gabriel?

3. Dexys Midnight Runners

4. ?

5. Buzzc*cks

6. Fairground Attraction

7. ?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

7. Starsailor

[DemonHorse]

please try not to post answers on this in here, private message me with the answers. if you do give answers in here, you ruin your chances of winning as someone might not have got that one yet.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah well theres one left...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

and i have terrible images of michael jackson with breast implants...

[Uglybob]

no its not latoya jackson

[Wyatt]

Is the prize transferable or non-transferable? We dont want people to win it and then make money by selling it on ebay do we.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ask sidla... i believe hes being approached for the vacant US Supreme Court position.

[Uglybob]

well, if its a cd they want, why would they want to sell it?

[DemonHorse]

it's amazing how quickly people can get bored of stuff. I know someone who's already bored of his PSP ... so bored he offered to sell it to me, but the price he was asking was more than Sony will be charging.

[Uglybob]

only 1 entry yet

[Mafro]

[Lucie]

Have you got money to burn?!

[Uglybob]

its only a tenner really

[Lucie]

Still a tenner's a tenner! I wouldn't want to give money away to some stranger on a message board.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i know the other answer should I give that and then everyone can enter?

[DemonHorse]

enter yourself and increase your chances of bagging a bargain bin cd from HMV?