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#183972

By Sidders - Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:26 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:26 pm #183972

where the frig is that?

In Dorset

#183977

By Quincy - Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:32 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:32 pm #183977

good old dorset. we used to go camping there in the good old days.

#183979

By Sidders - Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:36 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:36 pm #183979

Damn you, that's the last time I set anymore jokes up for you people.

#183980

By DemonHorse - Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:36 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:36 pm #183980

even I didn't do the obvious gag there.... am so proud:p

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#183991

By Sidders - Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:43 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:43 pm #183991

The old ones are the best ones.

#184040

By Frank - Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:30 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:30 am #184040

Going to france to but some cheese....

If you need to relax, go to the pub, have a nice cold pint of stella and a cheese and pickle roll in the beer garden!!!!HATE:Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
Super-Soaker!!! lolaygb

#184042

By Betti911 - Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:43 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:43 am #184042

when did i describe how obese i was?

i mean are we counting rolls here?

You always talk about how fat you are. Prob take a lot of eating to get that way.

Betti - Better than Viagra.

#184046

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:38 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:38 pm #184046

thank you Dr Betti.

next week betti discusses how people become ignorant.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#184049

By Betti911 - Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:31 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:31 pm #184049

Don't think its ignorant to quote to someone what they've said.

Betti - Better than Viagra.

#184054

By Walter Sobchak - Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:01 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:01 pm #184054

Damn you, that's the last time I set anymore jokes up for you people

Hmmm, I missed it?!?! good job I don't rely on buses!

my Argate joke fell flat too, but maybe that was because it was crap!

#184055

By bliss - Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:07 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:07 pm #184055

I have recentely been to dubai to see my dad and i am off to france with my mate for a week, cannot wait

#184061

By Sidders - Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:22 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:22 pm #184061

my Argate joke fell flat too, but maybe that was because it was crap!

I didn't even realise it was a joke, just thought it was a place I'd never heard of.

#184074

By DemonHorse - Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:55 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:55 pm #184074

expect Gaspode to call you ignorant soon, ignorance seems to be his gimmick word this week.

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#184096

By Sidders - Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:53 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:53 pm #184096

expect Gaspode to call you ignorant soon, ignorance seems to be his gimmick word this week.

*clutches handbag*

#184099

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:12 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:12 pm #184099

ah so you don't wear skirts but do wear a handbag?

my gimmick word of the week is.... insecurity.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#184189

By Betti911 - Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:39 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:39 pm #184189

You hold a handbag. Usually by definition a handbag doesn't have a strap than goes over you shoulder.

Betti - Better than Viagra.

#184202

By Mcqueen_ - Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:00 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:00 pm #184202

After consultations with females I'd say a modern defintion of 'handbag' would contain bags with a shouler strap ( Handbag ).

Plus, most women use handbags as a fashion accessoire so are wearing them (having on one's person).

You sure you're female Betti?

#184203

By MK Chris - Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:09 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:09 pm #184203

Handbag is slang for style of 'house' music which has a more poppy and accessible quality, often 'crowd-pleasing'.
http://www.fas.org/news/reference/probert/PA.HTM

Has anyone else never heard this?

"What type of music are you into?"
"Handbag music."

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#184211

By kendra k - Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:51 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:51 pm #184211

wouldn't a handbag with a strap be a purse? or is that just in america?

"handbag" sounds like a clutch (no strap), or a purse with a small strap which is too small for the shoulder, but just right for holding with your hand, hence the name.

kendra i love you so much

Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#184226

By MK Chris - Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:10 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:10 pm #184226

A purse is a woman's wallet over here.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#184234

By kendra k - Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:20 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:20 pm #184234

purse can mean that here too. it's, sorta like hose.

kendra i love you so much

Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#184238

By Sidders - Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:24 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:24 pm #184238

If Tinkie-Winkie and Vic and Bob can get away with it, I'm sure I can.

#184239

By kendra k - Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:32 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:32 pm #184239

you've got a man purse?

kendra i love you so much

Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#184241

By Walter Sobchak - Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:16 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:16 pm #184241

my Argate joke fell flat too, but maybe that was because it was crap!

I didn't even realise it was a joke, just thought it was a place I'd never heard of.

Argate.................at the bottom of Ar garden :oops:

#184267

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:07 pm

- Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:07 pm #184267

so whats a gladrag then eh?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are