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Who would win in a fight- Adam or Lewis?

Adam
13
72%
Lewis
5
28%
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#193299
Gaspode you could be the indepandant marker


Independent.

yes my knowledge of Accordions is second only to my knowledge of Fred Talbot trivia.

Fred Fact - Fred once received a jumper knitted by Saddam Hussain but refused to wear it for political reasons.
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By Betti911
#193519
You try typing on my dodgy keyboard Gaspode.

Think the exam should be a practical.... a fight to the death!
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By Sidders
#193520
I'll type on your keyboard any day.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#193560
thats the worst attempt at innuendo since stickyspanner was here.

if its a fight to the death we can all be winners.
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By Sidders
#193573
Well it was better than me saying I'll stick my floppy in her disk drive.
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By Wyatt
#193587
Well it was better than me saying I'll stick my floppy in her disk drive.


That reminds me of a friends typing error when she said "Ive backed-up a dick" instead of disk.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#193592
Well it was better than me saying I'll stick my floppy in her disk drive.


that would be insulting. im sure you could get it up for betti shes quite fit.
By Quincy
#193625
well if his drugs are as good as he says they are
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By Sidders
#193628
But is Betti as good as the drugs?
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By Betti911
#193738
Better ;)
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#194001
now theres a boast for ya.
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By Sidders
#194102
Betti - Better than Viagra.
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By Adam
#194109
Do you use Viagra then, Sidla ?
By Lucie
#194111
DO YOU USE BETTI?! 8O
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By MK Chris
#194112
When you haven't had sex for as long as Sidders I imagine the problem is more keeping it down, not keeping it up... Viagra would be the one thing he wouldn't need.
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By Sidders
#194120
When you haven't had sex for as long as Sidders

What is longer than never?
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#194179
When you haven't had sex for as long as Sidders I imagine the problem is more keeping it down, not keeping it up... Viagra would be the one thing he wouldn't need.


depends how often you w*nk.

i would try viagra if i was offered it.
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By Adam
#194193
It would hurt - they gave it to Jack Osbourne once. 'ard for ages...
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#194234
but did you enjoy it adam?
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By kendra k
#194240
adam and jack osbourne? ewwwwwwwwww!
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By Mafro
#194294
i would try viagra if i was offered it.


Same here, just out of curiosity.
By Lucie
#194296
so would I!