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Which member would you most like to go for a drink with?

Gaspode
11
20%
Sidla
4
7%
Quincy
5
9%
Adam
No votes
0%
Lucie
6
11%
DemonHorse
1
2%
Betti
4
7%
Mcqueen
1
2%
Sheep
1
2%
Mafro
2
4%
MC
5
9%
Uglybob
2
4%
Other - Please state
14
25%
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By DC
#195293
No more so than girls, apparently.

Probably right. But guys admit it, for some strange reason girls find it "icky".
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By Mafro
#195295
Probably cause they think that boys smell.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195298
Someone should start off a new topic then... forum member you'd most like to sleep with.

(Gus= theflyinghippo)


i like to sleep with my member. im quite attached to it.
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By Mafro
#195300
Where's your avatar gone?
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By Betti911
#195302
Someone should start off a new topic then... forum member you'd most like to sleep with.
quote]

i like to sleep with my member. im quite attached to it.


Palm and her 5 sisters will keep you company then I suppose.
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By Betti911
#195303
No more so than girls, apparently.

Probably right. But guys admit it, for some strange reason girls find it "icky".


It makes girls sound cheap if you refer to them as sexual objects I guess.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195305
she had done so far. i saw the future mrs gaspode today actually... she said hello. ohhhhh
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By Mafro
#195308
ohhhhh


I'm not going to ask.
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By Betti911
#195310
she had done so far. i saw the future mrs gaspode today actually... she said hello. ohhhhh


Did you ask her out? 8O
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195311
haha im not becoming a silda-esqe side story thanks.
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By Betti911
#195312
So I'd guess thats a no. :roll: :roll:
By Lew
#195337
my * is enormous
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By Betti911
#195377
my * is enormous


Left hand I'd guess being the missing word.
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By Sidders
#195418
Nah. Arsehole.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195427
must make them tricky poos a bit easier though.
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By Betti911
#195526
He must leak a bit tho :(
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By Adam
#195601
my * is enormous


Really? How big?
By Quincy
#195627
i did a massive runny shat the other day whilst i was playing football. luckily i just went in a bush. just thought you'd all like to know.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195684
i came home today and went to the downstairs toilet for a wee then had to do a poo at the same time. i hate pooing downstairs.
By Uglybob
#195694
you go for a piddle, just for a piddle, then you walk out and 3 minutes later you have to poo. whys that happen, why couldnt you need to do both at the same time
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#195700
that happens to me when ive been in the shower and you have to dry your arse first or the toliet roll is useless.
By Quincy
#195706
pooing in the downstairs bog is bad.

pooing at shower time is bad. either before or after.

before you do it then have to smell it for the duration of the showering.

or after its bad when the room gets steamy and the toilet seat is wet and the bog roll goes all mushy.
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By Sidders
#195732
Your bathroom obviously isn't ventilated enough.
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