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#197123

By se7en - Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:31 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:31 pm #197123

from someone who cant spell seven

You got me sugartits, can i borrow yer burberry cap sometime??

#197125

By Quincy - Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:52 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:52 pm #197125

no my daughter courtney bought it for me as a present. well her mum chelsea actually bought it but she said it was from her anyway. ok im off to smash up some grungers with a cricket bat.

#197135

By stingray - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:09 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:09 pm #197135

no my daughter courtney bought it for me as a present. well her mum chelsea actually bought it but she said it was from her anyway. ok im off to smash up some grungers with a cricket bat.

i find a baseball bat and hoodie works much better

#197137

By Quincy - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:13 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:13 pm #197137

the hoodie is not a deadly weapon though is it? and i cant celebrate my grunger bashing after by smasing some 6's with a hoodie either.

#197139

By stingray - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:15 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:15 pm #197139

the hoodie is there to defend the cops from seeing your face (according to sky one anyway) the baseball bat is for the bashing

#197143

By Quincy - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:19 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:19 pm #197143

cricket bat is better as it causes more damage due to the strength and integrity of the willow, it is also more widley available in the uk than the baseball bat. i use an indian head scarf to aviod detection from the boys in blue.

#197147

By stingray - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:22 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:22 pm #197147

how about a softball bat? thats stronger than a cricket bat and a baseball bat

#197151

By Quincy - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:24 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:24 pm #197151

softball is for girls. you would be ridiculed for at least 54 seconds by your victims before they were unconcious.

the best way to avoid detection is to strap sausages to your fingers as you wont leave any fingerprints.

#197152

By stingray - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:25 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:25 pm #197152

but what type of sausages are talking about, so many varietys too choose from

#197157

By Quincy - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:27 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:27 pm #197157

tesco value ones. they are so crap and small they are the perfect size for the average thugs fingers.

note: do not cook the produce before launching your attack as you are vunerable to attacks from dogs and hungry parrots.

#197161

By stingray - Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:29 pm

- Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:29 pm #197161

what if a random reader for example named john was reading this and didnt have a tesco's nearby and they didnt deliver online, what type of sausages should he buy then