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By Quincy
#196336
i fancy trying to break a world record. not sure what. here is my short list:

most tears cried in an hour
smallest penis
using the world "belgium" at least 2000 times in 24 hours (i think i did that on thursday)
most dealiest fart
most sweat sweated in an hour (i would be very good at this)

thats all im good for. if you were going to break a record what would you attempt?

on richard and jusy some man had the world record for holding the most world records (99) and he made it 100 on the show by doing a hula with a massive hula thing that was like 6 metres in diameter.
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By fish heads
#196337
using the world "belgium" at least 2000 times in 24 hours (i think i did that on thursday)


I've started saying "spiggin" every other word
By Quincy
#196338
its well annoying all these stingrayisms. at first they are funny but now its just stupid and i really have to try not to call people a hufta or caketaker.
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By DC
#196343
most sweat sweated in an hour (i would be very good at this)

Still gotta beat me. My forehead is a stream when i am at work.
By Quincy
#196372
i meant when im at the gym. i dont just sweat for no reason at work!
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#196436
most tears cried in an hour... go to one of them pubs in Bolton i mentioned.
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By SakuraChan
#197611
humm I'd attempt the smallest penis...do you have to actually be a guy to try break that record though...?
By Console
#197619
Wouldn't matter if you were a woman, Gaspode would still get the record.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#197708
you told me size didn't matter Console.

You bitch!
By Console
#197711
you told me size didn't matter Console.


To be fair, at the time you were cross-dressing, so the lack of size really didn't matter.