[Sidders]

Hinckley is a shit hole, but still better than Nuneaton.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hmm are we listing random places its better than? i bet its better than skem.

[MK Chris]

hinckley to Manchester... like going from stupidity to intelligence in a couple of hundred miles.

Haha intelligence in Manchester. Yeah ok.

[Mafro]

i never went to uni, not sure if i missed out or not! mind you i didnt do myself any favors handing my ucas form in 6 months too late.

I hate those bloody forms, I'll have to fill one out soon. I could have been in my 3rd year of Forensic Science at Abertay uni right now if I hadn't changed my mind.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you could have been a RS fan if you were born in Norway.

oh and Topher - this is relative intelligence.

[Mafro]

In another life, you could have been funny.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

in another life i am.

[Sidders]

hmm are we listing random places its better than? i bet its better than skem.

No, Nuneaton is next door to Hinckley.

[Walter Sobchak]

Heres a nice place for men to visit between drinks!

I'd go to the one on the right




courtesy of this weeks Yahoo Office Attachments

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

once again i repeat - urinals are wrong.

[Mafro]

I can't piss in urinals if there is someone else there, always have to use the cubical.

[Lawrie]

me thinks mafro is jealous

[Mafro]

I've got nothing to be jealous about, good mornin'. I hate splashing piss on my shoes when I'm drunk, or standing in puddles of piss in front of the urinals.

[Lawrie]

I hate splashing piss on my shoes when I'm drunk.

i did that to my new trimm trabbs 2 nights after buying them

[Mafro]

In one of the clubs near me, they have TV screens as the urinals showing the dancefloor from various cameras around the club. It's fun pissing on folks faces.

[Lawrie]

In one of the clubs near me, they have TV screens as the urinals showing the dancefloor from various cameras around the club. It's fun pissing on folks faces.

mine was in dry dock in Leeds..the boat ship pub.....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you pissed in the dry dock?

[Walter Sobchak]

I have a mate with the surname Fuller, and I recently found out what that surname meant;

As a fuller, you are expected to walk up and down all day in huge vats of stinking stale urine. The ammonia produced by the rotten wee may make your eyes water, but it creates the softest cloth by drawing out the grease (lanolin) from the wool. If you can dance up to your knees in urine for around two hours per length of cloth, you'll succeed in closing the fibres of the wool and interlocking them to produce cloth that is kind to the skin. You will be doing your part, along with the weavers, dyers and merchants, in making it a world-beating export.

Now I really can take the piss out of him!

With Thanks to Tony Robinson & Channel 4

[Sidders]

mine was in dry dock in Leeds..the boat ship pub.....

Me and a mate were going to go to that pub, but we couldn't find it.

[Lawrie]

mine was in dry dock in Leeds..the boat ship pub.....

Me and a mate were going to go to that pub, but we couldn't find it.

couldnt find it?!

massive boat other side of road to Leeds Met!



your not missing that much....

[Sidders]

We didn't go anywhere near Leeds met.

[Lawrie]

We didn't go anywhere near Leeds met.

ahh there you go...its only a 2 minute walk from the light in centre!!