[Mafro]

Either do something about it or stop whingeing about it. If you're not prepared to do anything you can never moan that nothing's happening.

Give her a hint, buy her a vibrator for a xmas present.

[Sidders]

Yeah, then she wouldn't need me anyway. Brilliant idea.

[MK Chris]

Tell her it's to 'practise before she gets hold of the real thing'. That'll get her going.

[Mafro]

Gooooooooooooood mornin'.

[kendra k]

you guys don't have girlfriends, do you?

[Quincy]

i almost do

[kendra k]

almost?

don't buy her a vibrator if you actually want to have a girlfriend. at least not till it's official.

[MK Chris]

I do thanks. I'm just giving bad advice cos it'd be funny if Sidders actually did it. Not that I seriously think he's that stupid but it'd still be funny.

[kendra k]

oh poor sidders, as if he needs that sort of help.

[Sidders]

As if I would be the sort of person who would give a girl a vibrator as a present anyway. I wouldn't even do it as a joke.

[kendra k]

sidla, something makes me think you're very similar to my boyfriend. he's actually very nice and sweet in a sappy romantic sort of way. of course i knew nothing of this until after we'd been together for a month. it's still a little disturbing.

[Sidders]

Why is it disturbing?

[Walter Sobchak]

a sidders clone???

[kendra k]

no, not a sidders clone. he's probably taller and doesn't have moobies.

i find that sort of thing disturbing because it seems so fake to me, even though i know it's not. i don't deserve that sort of treatment.

[Walter Sobchak]

Whats a moobie?

[Mafro]

Sounds like a stupid Americanism, I'm guessing it's man boobs.

[kendra k]

it is man boobs, and i think it's something i stole from sidla... among other things...

[Mafro]

His virginity?

[kendra k]

no, not that. it's all he's got left. i stole his dignity.

[Mafro]

Poor love.

[Sidders]

I have dignity. What are you insinuating?

[kendra k]

i don't even know.... i was bored.

[Sidders]

How very dare you.

[kendra k]

very dare i?

that's new.

[fish heads]

It's a catchphrase from a very average sketch show over here