[Mr Dion]

lol. Now I am awaiting Mr D to come back and stand up for his beloved Celine. That pic, heehee!

the pic is quite humerous...i have no problem with it

[Mr Dion]

ok ok ok ok...well i've heard it all!!! now i will b the first one to admit that celine dion at times can be quite an annoying and that i am not her biggest fan...all this is true...but as Mr. Dion said...as much as it pains me to say it she is one of thee best selling female artists ever,,,statistics prove this!!! now a lot of you ppl on the board have made fun of some of her features..e.g. her freakishly long neck...hehe...i'll b the first one to agree, that she does have a freakishly long neck and infact she is a bit too skinny and her complexion leaves a lot to be desired...but in saying all that..and i think any straight red blooded male on this board will agree with me, even if they dnt admit it...they DEFINEATLEY WOULD!!!!!!!!! i mean if she came up to u and asked u to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing...U WOOD!!...so this leads me to my conclusion!...she is an unbelievably good singer and statistics show she is one of the best selling if not thee best selling female artists ever and she would do for a quicky....but yet nobody likes her!! so this leads me to belive and am sure Mr. Dion will agree...use r all jealous!!! including myself!! except for the fact i'am not as jealous as the rest of use as my man *beep*'s r waaay bigger than her woman *beep*...am sorry but it's true mr. dion! spank u

lmfao!!

see...he can take the piss out of her but still admit her singing talent..i take my hat off to you spanky *takes his hat off*

all the same im not too sure how many people actually 'wood'....on the 'power of love' album cover i definelty would!! but aside from that she isnt always the best looker in town.

[Quanny]

Mr Dion...why are you replying to every post in a seperate post?

[Tall Pall]

Whats vocal range got to do with the sum of the universe and all its parts? Jack pie my friend, singing is far more than hitting notes.

[Scottie]

I Much prefer the picture of her here

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Ca ... fore01.htm

amaazing what a lot of money and a good plastic surgeon can achieve[/url]

[Gigglyboots]

Mr Dions managed to rake up a lot of posts in five days about Celine,

[Adam]

mr dion is a tit.

[Quanny]

Mr Dions managed to rake up a lot of posts in five days about Celine,

Looking back to previous post from Mr Dion, it would seem that he is posting so much as he wishes to have access to the 'Regulars' forum. There again, that's just me speculating

http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~ch ... 5&start=20

[Adam]

this person has a mission to get himself in the base. this person should be stopped at all costs. do not let him in to the regulars threads.

[Tall Pall]

Yeah lets face it, even though i dont bother using the regulars bit, his annoying responses to everyone individualy with quotes will completely p everyone off there.

LET HIM ON THEN

[Gigglyboots]

Don't bother, please! I go to the regulars bit and know I will be free from discussion about Celine Dion. Why the hell would you want to talk about her on here, unless you want to be ridiculed. I just don't get it! You have raked up like 40 odd posts Mr D in a week, all on one subject almost. Why why why?

[Quanny]

You have raked up like 40 odd posts Mr D in a week, all on one subject almost. Why why why?

Mr Dions managed to rake up a lot of posts in five days about Celine,

Looking back to previous post from Mr Dion, it would seem that he is posting so much as he wishes to have access to the 'Regulars' forum. There again, that's just me speculating

http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~ch ... 5&start=20

[tomwhite]

Mmmmm...
Picture taken from adoring fan's website:
http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/hate_dione.html
I suggest you take a look. It's quite humorous

[Gigglyboots]

Them eyebrows are scary......

[Gigglyboots]

It all is

[tomwhite]

To save everyones time, heres a quote from URL above:

First of all, I'd like to address her fans: GO TO HELL. Next, I'd like to address her (and if she know's what's good for her, she'll come to my page often, because it's the best): Just Die. You stupid, ugly, hag. I don't want to hear your music, I don't want to hear your bullshit. I don't even want to risk hearing it by accident on someone else's radio. You make me SICK, you sack of puke.

Celine Dion's face looks like it was stitched to her ass. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone likes her, or her overly emotional "music". It sounds contrived, almost as if she's wailing out of self-pity. As one stupid jerk fan puts it: "It deftly leaps from intimacy to grandeur, from joy to heart-wrenching sadness and across the full emotional spectrum while maintaining a stylistic and thematic unity." Joy to heart-wrenching sadness my ASS. "while maintaining a stylistic and thematic unity." What the hell is this bullshit.. will someone please tell me what this bullshit is... I'm wading through the bullshit..

I've heard her rendition of the revolting "My Heart Will Go On" atrocity by James Horner and William Jennings. It sucks. I've gone through more emotions while taking a 10-minute shit than listening to that blubbering hag weep about love and feelings. Feelings are for the weak. Listen to this sap go on about the sound track of the movie "Titanic": "James has walked the tightrope by using synthesizer, vocals and full orchestra to create a timeless sound which tells us that these people were not so very different from us. Their hopes, their fears, their passions are like ours."

Just when I thought the bullshit couldn't get any thicker than this- WHAM. I find myself in a heap of bullshit. What the hell is this jack-ass blabbing about? Their hopes, fears, and passions being not unlike our own? This sovereign of the obvious is right on mark. What the hell else would their "hopes, their fears," and "their passions" be like? What, are we to assume that these overpaid actors, anachronistically depicting a bunch of losers from the late nineteenth / early-twentieth century, are conveying feelings of humans that were somehow vastly different from those found in our own time? What a crock of shit. That is why I won't see the movie "Titanic" or any other big budget suck-fest made to target the weak-minded, empty, boring, depressed-losers with no other reason to live than to have a few artificial feelings induced by some jack-ass that wrote a "love" story. And this is why I hate Celine Dion.

I hate Celine Dion. Her, that damned Alanis Morisette, Ellen Degeneris, Disney, trends, music etc etc. If you like Celine Dion, you're a sucker. You're the kind of person that asks for help in stores. A sap. A coward.

[Gigglyboots]

Gosh, Mr D will not be a happy chappy after reading that...

[Quanny]

Maybe he isin't coming back...he hasn't replied for a bit

[Morals]

I wouldn't worry about him gaining access to the regulars board - I;m sure Chris has more sense than that....

Celine Dion is an over-rated old wench, and whoever said that any hot blooded male would is so, so wrong. I still have my diginity.

[Tall Pall]

tomwhite I think you need to sit down and talk about your feelings

Anyway, classic post, I laughed quite a bit

But seriously, do you hate music?

Oops look like i messed up, just went to the site. Funniest thing ive ever seen in my entire life!

[tomwhite]

Im flattered you considered that I wrote that classic. No no no. Looking at the rest of the site, the guy does seem to be complete twat, so I wouldn't take any of it seriously.

[spanky]

Celine Dion is an over-rated old wench, and whoever said that any hot blooded male would is so, so wrong. I still have my diginity.

(((cough))) Liar!!! ur in denial my friend!!!

[Nablo.]

<Cough> You talk crap my friend

[spanky]

(cough) i aint no friend of yours!!!!!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

now now children. play nice. everybody hold hands and be friends!