[Walter Sobchak]

We all had a letter about our christmas meal, I wasn't going so I handed it back, the secretary who was organising it, and just happened to be leaving that week, said "I'll put you on the list anyhow, theres quite a few not going, they're all on the list, let (my boss) pay for all the meals!"

I don't want to go, so I'm not.

When I was a Cabbie, we would have our Christmas dinner in the 1st half-term of the year (taxis are often used for School Transport). and January is complete Poo for cabbies.

[Betti911]

i had a girl in work check my emails for me because i am off at the moment and was expecting one... shes now dropping subtle hints on text she has seen an email i sent about her.

I just sent one saying there is nothing there i wont say to your face if you ask me... gone quiet now haha

Was is a nice thing you said about her? Maybe she fancies a squeeze of you?

[Quincy]

oh betti

[Betti911]

oh betti

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ha i said she lacked confidence.

[Adam]

i'm going to a nice little pub in the middle of nowhere for my works do.

[Sidders]

That sounds about like me every evening.

[Quincy]

you have a work do every evening?

[Sidders]

No, I'm in a pub in the middle of nowhere.

[Quincy]

but where?

[Sidders]

Somewhere.

[Adam]

Out there ?

[Quincy]

nowhere

[Sidders]

Anywhere.

[Quincy]

wherever it is, its in the middle of it.

[Betti911]

I've got to collect my boyfriend from his works do tonight. God only knows what state he'll be in!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

might be enough so you get lucky betti.

[Betti911]

I'm lucky already Gaspode

Have the luck of the Irish.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah potato famines and terrorism.

If you have the luck of
the irish,
You'd be sorry and wish you
were dead
You shold have the luck of
the irish
And you'd wish you was
English instead!

[Betti911]

ah potato famines and terrorism.

If you have the luck of
the irish,
You'd be sorry and wish you
were dead
You shold have the luck of
the irish
And you'd wish you was
English instead!

I'm quite happy to be Scottish. Your lyrics are crap.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah i admit im not a great lyricist... if only i could be like John Lennon eh?

[Mafro]

What, overrated and dead?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

first person to explain it to them wins a lollypop.

[Mafro]

I'm still not sure if I'm going to my night out tonight, finish at 8:15 and theres a bus at 8:30 so I might just bring a change of clothes and go straight after. I'll probably be stinking of ham and cooked chickens though.

[Ickle Angel]

Why not have a quick wash aswell?