[Betti911]

Lucky you wish I was back at uni. Stupid stupid work.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.a ... 0212320003

Saves spending money on cards!

i got sent that last year. makes me want to vomit.

[Betti911]

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.a ... 0212320003

Saves spending money on cards!

i got sent that last year. makes me want to vomit.

Ho ho ho merry Christmas you old Scrooge!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

christmas doesnt start until 5pm next tues.

[Betti911]

Ah well you'll have to wait till then to jump into your santa suit

I think you'd make a good Santa.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you want me in a santa suit dont you betti?

i will get my sacks filled up.

[Quincy]

betti that is disgusting.

[Betti911]

If thats the only way we can see a photo of you then fine. Oooop sorry touch sunject you are too afraid to post your image.

You are a big chicken!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i prefer panda. im more of a panda.

[Betti911]

You eat shoots and leaves then.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well i try my best.

[Quincy]

pandas masturbate a lot dont they?

[Betti911]

Do they Gaspode?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dunno. i know i do.

[Quincy]

betti go and wank off a panda

[Betti911]

betti go and wank off a panda

Read the Sun today. Its got lesbins talking sex. Your kinda stuff.

[MK Chris]

You eat shoots and leaves then.

I hate to piss on your bonfire and be pedantic and everything but in the context of eating, shooting and leaving that is crap grammar and the joke doesn't work...

[Sidders]

No, Betti is correct I believe. It depends what context you read it as, but I though she meant that he "eats shoots and leaves" and not that he "eats, shoots and leaves".

Although I havn't read the book.

[Walter Sobchak]

pedantic tennis anyone?

[Quincy]

sorry im busy playing interspecies swingball.

[MK Chris]

No, Betti is correct I believe. It depends what context you read it as, but I though she meant that he "eats shoots and leaves" and not that he "eats, shoots and leaves".

Although I havn't read the book.

I realise this but for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts... Never mind.

[Sidders]

for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts.

Why does it?

[Gigglyboots]

I thought pandas had penises the size of thumbs... Sure I read that.

And as for that Sun lesbian love story, it's rather dull.. I want something a bit more exciting than that over my cheap asda choco hoops.

[MK Chris]

for the joke to work it has to work in both contexts.

Why does it?

Because it's a play on words - therefore the same combination of words should work in two different contexts.

[Sidders]

It can't work in 2 different contexts. If you have the comma it means one thing, if you omit the comma it means a different thing. It can't work in both contexts at the same time.