[Uglybob]

because it was not relevant

[TJD]

the answer to my question was simple.

1:4

[TJD]

dear bob,
recently my mother has been having an affair with my wife and her cleaner. This started when I caught my father sniffing my babysitter's underwear late one night. If this continues, i fear that my family's bi-sexual - swinging - perverted tastes will ruin my chances for for happiness in later life. Any way, my problem is this; how do i go about removing coffee stains from beige curtains without having to un hook it from its railings.

[Gigglyboots]

because it was not relevant

Yeah it was! The topics called Ask Bob, so i asked you a simple question.

[Uglybob]

it was ask bob entertainment type questions.

[Uglybob]

dear bob,
recently my mother has been having an affair with my wife and her cleaner. This started when I caught my father sniffing my babysitter's underwear late one night. If this continues, i fear that my family's bi-sexual - swinging - perverted tastes will ruin my chances for for happiness in later life. Any way, my problem is this; how do i go about removing coffee stains from beige curtains without having to un hook it from its railings.

mix a solution of one quarter warm water, a half teaspoon liquid dish washing detergent and a tablespoon of white vinegar. Soak the garment in this solution for 15 minutes.

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

dear bob,
whats the song thats being used to advertise that sparkhouse love/drama thing on the bbc ? it sounds like coldplay but its not them.

[Morals]

Dear Bob:

What are the ideal condition for growing Clerodendrum quadriloculare?

[Jonny Hoare]

Antiestablishmenterianism is a very very very long word. How do you spell it?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I.......T....... ohhh how i love that joke....

[Matt]

Bob there's a song on an advert at the moment, I can't remember what the song goes like, or for what the advert is advertising.

a) What is the song?
b) What is the advert?

[TJD]

the song you are refering to is 'i'm so excited', the advert is advertising crunchie

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

mr bob where is terence trent d'arby nowadays? and does he still own the cane given to him by prince?

[jc]

Antiestablishmenterianism is a very very very long word. How do you spell it?

Um, antidisestablishmentarianism. - jc

[Uglybob]

mr bob where is terence trent d'arby nowadays? and does he still own the cane given to him by prince?

ahh The Master of 1987.
Well hes still going. Notice I didnt write strong after that. His last album was FREE, as in it was available free to download off the net last year but god knows if its still available. He also toured as the stand in singer for Inxs after Hutchence yanked himself too hard.

[TJD]

Antiestablishmenterianism is a very very very long word. How do you spell it?

Um, antidisestablishmentarianism. - jc

I know 2 longer words than that

hipopotomosnstrosextraequapedilianism {of one to have a hobby of long words}

and:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanicanicosis

[magenta]

Bob - what other songs are released this week, the week that Ash - Envy is out, and looking at these other songs, what chance do Ash have of a top 5 chart position?

[Uglybob]

Ash havent a hope of getting in the Top 10 im afraid.

Nickelback - Too Bad
Lisa Roxanne - Love Story
Mark Oh - Cant Stop This Feeling
Miss Dynamite - DYNA mighty
Enrique - Love to see you cry
Mint Royale - Sexiest Man In Jamaica
Atomic Kitten - The Tide Is High
Tweet - Call Me
Rhianna - Word Love
Harvey - Get Up & Move
A1 - Learn To Fly
Tweenies - Have Fun

Id rate Ash getting in the Top 20 as a success.

[Morals]

If the tweenies chart above Ash I'm going to cry

[magenta]

Ash havent a hope of getting in the Top 10 im afraid.

Nickelback - Too Bad
Lisa Roxanne - Love Story
Mark Oh - Cant Stop This Feeling
Miss Dynamite - DYNA mighty
Enrique - Love to see you cry
Mint Royale - Sexiest Man In Jamaica
Atomic Kitten - The Tide Is High
Tweet - Call Me
Rhianna - Word Love
Harvey - Get Up & Move
A1 - Learn To Fly
Tweenies - Have Fun

Id rate Ash getting in the Top 20 as a success.

But to be fair...

Nickelback - SHIT
Lisa Roxanne - SHIT
Mark Oh - SHIT
Miss Dynamite - SHIT
Enrique - SHIT
Mint Royale - SHIT
Atomic Kitten - SHIT
Tweet - SHIT
Rhianna - SHIT
Harvey - SHIT
A1 - SHIT
Tweenies - SHIT



I bought CD1, CD2 and the DVD today anyway to do my bit. WELL WORTH IT. I hope everyone else will do the same!!

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Mystic Bob:

What in the * is the name of the song featured on the ali g movie which goes...(dont laugh)

BOYAK BOYAKA BOYAKA bam bam bam

sorry, thats as good as i can do

[Uglybob]

Magenta, I downloaded it off Winmx so no need.

[magenta]

That doesn't impress me!!

[Uglybob]

Mystic Bob:

What in the f[h]uk is the name of the song featured on the ali g movie which goes...(dont laugh)

BOYAK BOYAKA BOYAKA bam bam bam

sorry, thats as good as i can do

That would be General Levy with Incredible released in 1994

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Mucho thanks