[The Cornishman]

Do any of you have any songs which immediately throw you into a glazed-eyed mini depression?I do and I avoid it at all costs.It is 'Hand In My Pocket' by Alanis Morrissete and I F****G HATE it! I inadvertedly heard it today and I can't think of a swear word which encapsulates my disdain for this dreary,life-sapping,drone.I shall however make one up..it's...its f*cking...its.....PUS-VENEREALLY Moribund.I shall now retire to the cupboard under the stairs to suck my thumb using coarse-grain sandpaper as a comfort cloth.

[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

Steady on old boy!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

that bloody 21 seconds by the so soild crew depresses me. todays youth...... tut

[Uglybob]

The Streets "Weak Become Heroes" makes me want to gouge my eyes with a rusty nail.

[MK Chris]

Any Celine Dion song, the usual rubbish, i.e. Westlife, etc. Loads of them!

[Everlast]

Crossroads is shahiiiiiiit but the origional was brilliant

[a_girl_from_mars]

A song by Tin Tin Out with some bloody woman on it singing about a little souvenir. Depresses the hell out of me, its shite

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Corky And The Juice Pigs - Im The Only Gay Eskimo

EDIT: Wow, even G@y is filtered, it should have said "Im The Only G@y Eskimo"

not really, a sog that really depresses me, as i hate it so much is
Hermes House band - Country Roads - infact anything by Hermes House band.

Though their rendition of "Que Sera Sera" prooved great fun while drunk round a mates house - get a big slice of pizza, (to tell you how big, it was a full slice from a family size domino's meat feast) jam it all in your mouth, then sing the chorus to "Que Sera Sera" without choking. great drunken fun

[Mr Dion]

Any Celine Dion song, the usual rubbish, i.e. Westlife, etc. Loads of them!

how cood celine posibly depress u??

[Gigglyboots]

I HATE Crossroads, everytime it goes on, the radio goes off. Its pure, utter rubbish. Its too repetative, little squeaky voices do my head in! Its terrible and how it got to Number One I will never ever know.

[The Peter Kay Fan]

because little 8 year old girls buy it becuase they fancy the boys who look like theyre eight from "Blazin' Squad" - thats how it got to number one

[Gigglyboots]

Sad little eight year olds, when they reach teenage years they will cringe recalling that they bought it

[Funky Drummer]

Any Celine Dion song, the usual rubbish, i.e. Westlife, etc. Loads of them!

how cood celine posibly depress u??

<Without meaning to enter into any argument...>

Oh god, here we go again....

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Sad little eight year olds, when they reach teenage years they will cringe recalling that they bought it

indeed they will, because theyll grow up listening to moyles, and find this message board, where theyll be a topic "First Record Bought"

[Gigglyboots]

I wouldn't admit to buying it personally! Otherwise you would get a right slaying here. Unless your name is Mr Dion and you get a kick out of winding people up about his precious Celine...

[The Peter Kay Fan]

I wouldn't admit to buying it personally! Otherwise you would get a right slaying here. Unless your name is Mr Dion and you get a kick out of winding people up about his precious Celine...

OOOO, Bit<h Bit<h

[Morals]

Too many to mention. Anything by anyone with the word 'crew' in their title should be destroyed...