Heather Mills McCartney was a porn star!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!11111

Heather Mills McCartney was a porn star!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!11111#232766

By Dimon Trowel - Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:17 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:17 pm #232766

See todays paper...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2005 ... 44,00.html

#233799

By whytie - Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:53 pm

- Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:53 pm #233799

She's just a money grabbing attention seeking one legged whore. If I was Paul I'd take a chainsaw to her pine leg and then club her to death with a bludgeon used by a Canadian seal hunter! She makes Rebecca Loos seem classy!

#233884

By Fathomer - Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:28 pm

- Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:28 pm #233884

What is the only thing Paul Mcartney and Heather Mills have in common?

Heather Mills is like a beatle...pull off one leg and she juts keeps on going.

Thats a Joke by the way :wink:

#233893

By fish heads - Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:57 pm

- Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:57 pm #233893

Really? I thought you had taken it from a scientific study in "The Independant"

Silly Catface

#233902

By RussT - Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:50 pm

- Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:50 pm #233902

Fathomer wrote:What is the only thing Paul Mcartney and Heather Mills have in common?

Heather Mills is like a beatle...pull off one leg and she juts keeps on going.

Thats a Joke by the way

Wasn't that on eight out of ten cats on friday...

#233927

By Fathomer - Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:44 pm

- Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:44 pm #233927

my cover is blown

#233941

By whytie - Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:31 pm

- Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:31 pm #233941

I heard that she's getting his plane as part of the divorce settlement.

She'll still use her gillete razor on the other leg though.

(cue moylesy's bad gag drumroll)