[Furious]

Fill a colander with water.

[TheCaptain]

Go to the toilet unaided.

[Jimmy_Lemon]

Lick your own elbow

[Jimmy_Lemon]

Sneeze with your eyes open.

[Furious]

Enjoy my birds company.

[RussT]

Get laid

[DemonHorse]

Fail to be humorous

[Bear]

Get laid

Oh no. Poor you!!

[RussT]

Get laid

Oh no. Poor you!!

It's because I'm not a bastard. Being nice seems to be a repellant to women!!!

[Andy B]

Enjoy my birds company.

Are you and I going out with the same peson then?

Oh and enjoy the Jonathan Ross show..

[Bear]

[quote="RussT"][quote="Bear"][quote="RussT"]Get laid[/quote]

Oh no. Poor you!![/quote]

It's because I'm not a bastard. Being nice seems to be a repellant to women!!![/quote]

It shouldn't be. Being nice is a good thing. There are too many bastards out there. Nice ones are hard to find!!

[Clumpy]

people like you better when you're yourself. if you try to be something you're not (namely nice) or false then people will see through you.

[Furious]

But I'm a nice guy, my bird just doesn't like sex. We need more kids, as the benefits just dont go as far as we want them to. We have to pay for a holiday in Menorca soon.

[RussT]

It shouldn't be. Being nice is a good thing. There are too many bastards out there. Nice ones are hard to find!!

Problem is, that the bastards are nice til they get what they want, then they become bastards. The "victims" have hope that they're actually the nice guy when they're not. I've been on the receiving end of the same actions from a woman!

I think I actually am a nice guy, I just find it impossible to treat people like crap