[whytie]

Ever wondered what a Scottish/Polish person thought about? Nows your chance to find out. Feel free to ask Rychu anything you want. Be it nechrophylia, incest, tourism, shopping or group sex, our world renowned Polish bloke will answer all your questions. He's funnier than the funny German on the Moyles show.

[Fathomer]

With you being a polish bloke coming to England and with your national culture and the collapse of Communist Oppresion in the East....Whats your favourite type of Olive?

[whytie]

Okay, this'll confuse him, if red houses are made of red bricks, and yellow houses are made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?

[DemonHorse]

I dont need to, I have a polish colleague at work.

[whytie]

With you being a polish bloke coming to England and with your national culture and the collapse of Communist Oppresion in the East....Whats your favourite type of Olive?

Thats quite funny actually.

[Sidders]

What is the square root of negative one?

[whytie]

FFS, he's not much kop is he?

[DemonHorse]

give him time to answer

[Sidders]

Not everyone can be online at half-past midnigfht.

[Rychu]

With you being a polish bloke coming to England and with your national culture and the collapse of Communist Oppresion in the East....Whats your favourite type of Olive?

I'm in Scotland - never bin to England. Well ok - i've been in Alton Towers but that's it.

Okay, this'll confuse him, if red houses are made of red bricks, and yellow houses are made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?

Gas?

dont need to, I have a polish colleague at work.

Wicked - tell him i said czesc

What is the square root of negative one?

Sorry math is not my subject...


I like it. Have to try some answers when i'm pis*&d[/quote]

[whytie]

Nice response, I didn't know there was an olive called alton towers.

[Sidders]

I'm going Alton Towers a week on Monday.

[Dr. Nick]

What is the square root of negative one?

Camp Westwood knows the answer to that one...AIiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!


Oh Gods.. I need sleep.

[whytie]

I'm going Alton Towers a week on Monday.

So's Elton John.

[Fathomer]

I'm going to Primark tomorrow.

[Sidders]

So's Elton John.

NO HE ISN'T

[whytie]

So's Elton John.

NO HE ISN'T

Wanna bet?

[fish heads]

Yeah, he's going next TUESDAY you ass

[Sidders]

So's Elton John.

NO HE ISN'T

Wanna bet?

YES

[RussT]

Why does your name sound like a Pokemon character.

[whytie]

You're wrong, he texted me last week and told me Monday. He probably told you idiots it was Tuesday so he could avoid yous like the plague.

[Rychu]

Why does your name sound like a Pokemon character.

My name is Ryszard. My mates at home call me Rychu. Here in UK my mates call me Richard or Rich. To be honest don't know any of pokemon's names. Only remember that tere was a one that made a sound sth like: pikaaaaaaa piiikkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[RussT]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en ... a=N&tab=wi

[DemonHorse]

same first name as my colleague... (he shortens it to rysz) is that a common polish name then?

[Fathomer]

any memories about communism Rychyu?
Any interestin stories about that period in poland?