[Sidders]

No, I mean I had a girlfriend when I was at primary school.

[Andy B]

Well my friends and I are hovering around 30 (some over, some under), none of us are married (although some have just got engaged) none have got kids (thankfully) and only a few of us have mortgages, it's great we still spend weekends getting drunk, we go on holiday together to "ig-so-tic" locations. We never really left our Uni days, we just got a bit older.

Although one of my mates is having a mid-life crisis, he's just bought a sportscar (well, an MG) and has got himself a 20 year old girlfriend who goes to canturbury Uni...hang on, that sounds a bit like Bear...

[RussT]

I'd hardly call a drop top and a 20 year old missus a crisis! More like a fantastic idea! Although I'd swap the MG for something a bit better.

[Andy B]

I'd hardly call a drop top and a 20 year old missus a crisis! More like a fantastic idea! Although I'd swap the MG for something a bit better.

Well he's on a low budget as he works for the BBC, and as for his girlfriend, as she's a student she's impressed that he has "Heinz" baked beans in his cupboard rather than Tesco Value.

If it is a mid-life-crisis he's in trouble as it means he'll be dead at 58, won't even get to retire.

[RussT]

Most 20 year old are impressed by anything over 25 showing them interest. Roll on my 25th Birthday

[Andy B]

Most 20 year old are impressed by anything over 25 showing them interest.

Can't be having with 20 year old girls. Too obsessed by heat magazine and their mobile phones. Plus it makes me feel like a dirty old man.

Roll on my 25th Birthday

Right that does it. I'm oficially changing my age to 23. I was now born in 1982?. No bugger it, I'm changing my birthday as well.

Right tomorrow is my 23rd Birthday, so everyone send me presents and get me drunk..I'll be in the pub watching Germany v The Argies.

[whytie]

You mean you've only had blow-up ones?

|S|'s bird.....

[RussT]

I'd give her one.

[whytie]

What? a doll? Jeez, you must be desperate mate!

[RussT]

It has been 4 days.

[whytie]

It has been 4 days.

4 days since you were with pam and her five sisters?

[RussT]

Pam Anderson

[whytie]

No, sweaty palm.

[RussT]

Is she a playmate?

[whytie]

No, she's a downsyndrome hooker with only one leg.

[RussT]

I've never seen one of those.

[whytie]

Not surprised, there's only two left in the world.

[Bear]

You guys need to go and help yourself, too much fustration in the room.

[Furious]

No, she's a downsyndrome hooker with only one leg.

Offensive post, please edit.

[Bear]

How's that offensive. You take things to serious!

[Furious]

Do you have a downsyndrome relative? Not something that should be used in humour. Would you mock people with cancer? I suspect not. I find it offensive.

[Bear]

Ok sorry. I didn't write it tho. I was just saying. Everyone has had some terrible thing happen in their life. It just depends if you take it serious and let it take over your life or deal with it and enjoy life.

[Quincy]

im technically disabled

[Bear]

How?

[Quincy]

im not very good with computers and stuff