[Lucie]

Right. I'm going to tell a little story. Once there were some boys who's willies were very small so they couldn't get entertainment in the same way that other boys their age normally did. So instead they decided to get their kicks on the internet where they would DELIBERATELY SABOTAGE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS with RIDICULOUS content. I would call that VERY RUDE. So. The solution I have come to, is to create this thread where you can moan about housing benefits and people of other races and gay people and whatever.

Then you can leave me to my peaceful little thread where all the happy girls and boys who have healthy sex lives can debate IN DETAIL whether Posh Spice is too skinny or whether in fact she looks nice.

I thank you in advance for your assistance in this matter

[Furious]

I think Posh Spice is fit, and given the chance, I would go three in a bed with her and good old Dave. (No gayness involved though, just a bit of spitroasting)

[Furious]

ps, apologies Lucie for hijacking your thread. It was very insensative of both whytie and myself.

[Lucie]

TOO RIGHT it was !!!

[MK Chris]

Right. I'm going to tell a little story. Once there were some boys who's willies were very small so they couldn't get entertainment in the same way that other boys their age normally did. So instead they decided to get their kicks on the internet where they would DELIBERATELY SABOTAGE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS with RIDICULOUS content. I would call that VERY RUDE. So. The solution I have come to, is to create this thread where you can moan about housing benefits and people of other races and gay people and whatever.

Then you can leave me to my peaceful little thread where all the happy girls and boys who have healthy sex lives can debate IN DETAIL whether Posh Spice is too skinny or whether in fact she looks nice.

I thank you in advance for your assistance in this matter

That's the funniest thing I've read on this board for ages.

[MunroeForbes]

Right. I'm going to tell a little story. Once there were some boys who's willies were very small so they couldn't get entertainment in the same way that other boys their age normally did. So instead they decided to get their kicks on the internet where they would DELIBERATELY SABOTAGE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS with RIDICULOUS content. I would call that VERY RUDE. So. The solution I have come to, is to create this thread where you can moan about housing benefits and people of other races and gay people and whatever.

Then you can leave me to my peaceful little thread where all the happy girls and boys who have healthy sex lives can debate IN DETAIL whether Posh Spice is too skinny or whether in fact she looks nice.

I thank you in advance for your assistance in this matter

Sorry for hijacking your thread which serves to validate your insecurities regarding your appearance.

[Lucie]

It's ok, you're forgiven! . So long as you keep the filth to here please!

Now maybe you want to start discussing how the holocaust was a big myth or something?

[Bear]

I don't like posh spice, she needs to eat of something. Her hair is falling out and she looks ill!!!!

[Lucie]

I don't like posh spice, she needs to eat of something. Her hair is falling out and she looks ill!!!!

Hahahahaaha! Noooooooo! you've got the wrong idea!! You use my OTHER thread to talk about Posh Spice


(p.s. I think her hair extensions are making her hair fall out )

[Bear]

Does it matter??

[Sidders]

Then you can leave me to my peaceful little thread where all the happy girls and boys who have healthy sex lives can debate IN DETAIL whether Posh Spice is too skinny or whether in fact she looks nice.

I guess I'm excluded then

[Quincy]

this is way too contraversial

[kendra k]

posh's implants look freaky.

[Furious]

I wonder if posh takes it up the bum.... Or maybe Dave lets her strap one on and he takes it.... Everymans fantasy that is.. Bear, do you have a strap on?

[kendra k]

why do guys want to do it up the bum? do they just want it up their bum, since it's their only hole?

[Furious]

You know the saying.... Dont knock it till youve tried it.

[whytie]

do they just want it up their bum, since it's their only hole?

Do men not have mouths in the U S of A?

[DemonHorse]

nah... the asses on many of them seem to be bi-functional

[Andy B]

why do guys want to do it up the bum? do they just want it up their bum, since it's their only hole?

It's a forbidden fruit thing (I think), because most girls won't try it so they want it more. That said I've been lucky enough to know a few girls who found it quite enjoyable and one who actually preffered it.

It's just one of lifes simple pleasures that are so hard to come by, like pearl necklaces, facials, golden showers, auto-asphyxiation, and being dressed up as a baby, smacked and being told what a naughty boy you are....maybe that last one is just for Tory MP's

Well it does say controversial and I could have gone a lot worse...

[kendra k]

hmm... your simple pleasures don't sound like fun, but i'm a prude.

[Andy B]

Never said they were my simple pleasures, I said "one of life's simple pleasures".

[MK Chris]

I've never got the anal sex thing... Just doesn't float my boat. My theory on why a lot of blokes like it, though, is because it's like having a virgin, the hole's so tight.

[Andy B]

The only problem is that with a virgin you have to be on top of your game at the time and do everything perfectly so you can't be wasted. It may not matter at the time ('cos they've got nothing to compare it to), but I always imagine them comparing me to every other guy they every sleep with and I always like to come first...um

[Mafro]

Puntastic!

[Dr. Nick]

I've never got the anal sex thing... Just doesn't float my boat. My theory on why a lot of blokes like it, though, is because it's like having a virgin, the hole's so tight.

A piece of information which floated my way, which I had no desire to learn and would give good money to have removed from my brain, is that apparently someone who is a 'good' gay lover can exert pressure on the prostate, giving pleasure.

Quite a nasty thought really, but that's from a straight perspective I guess.