[Yudster]

Hope it is true, then gerrard might be given the job of captin like he should of been in the first place.

Can't agree - the obvious and clear choice for England Captain is Gary Neville. Ticks all the boxes.

[Mafro]

Indeed.

[Yudster]

Had a feeling you might agree............!

[Mafro]

I'm not agreeing just because he plays for Man U, he is the most experienced member of the team.

[Yudster]

Absolutely - and he is the most intelligent, articulate, tactically aware, observant, opportunistic, inventive, accurate, creative......and his current form is amazing. Shame he's not better looking.

John Terry - Committed, aggressive, inspirational - but not very bright, not tactically aware, also temperamentally suspect? Shame he's not better looking.

Stevie Gerrard - Committed, skillful, inspirational in terms of his play, creative - but again, not as tactically aware as Nev and also not very intelligent. And out of form. And yes, I know you don't need to be intelligent to be a brilliant footballer - look at - well, take your pick - but you do want a captain who can string a coherent sentance together and actually have the mental dexterity to understand what's going on around him on the pitch. So intelligence should be a requirement for the captain's role. And its a shame he's not better looking.

For a captain - I choose Nev. For a shag, I choose to go without. But then so would they, I suspect......

[Longview01]

Ok I agree with the nev comments, but if the choice had to be between terry and Gerrard (like it was) who would you pick?

[Mafro]

I would say Gerrard but I don't know, given his slump in form and all. Maybe if Benitez actually bothered to play him in position then things would be different.

[Boboff]

Captain or for a shag ? I am Yudster, I would shag any of them. shag a wag though ! Sounds like one of Chris's game show ideas ! Sang to the theme tune of Play away, with Brian Cant ( love that surname )

[Boboff]

won't let me edit, sorry

Captain or for a shag ? I am with Yudster, I would not shag any of them. shag a wag though ! Sounds like one of Chris's game show ideas ! Sang to the theme tune of Play away, with Brian Cant ( love that surname )

[kendra k]

john terry is a very unattractive man. i would not shag him.

gerrard, despite being scouse kopshite, i wouldn't cringe at. not like terry at least. i was a big supporter for him as england captain.

gary neville? i could see that. i wouldn't shag him either, but he'd be allright as captain.

least shaggable footballer on the england team- rooney.
most shaggable- i dunno. probably ashley cole.

[Yudster]

Thank you for the timely double-post there boboff, I was about to exercise my sarcasm muscles in a manner which you would have felt for some weeks! Type more carefully next time, please?!

Anyway - Gerrard or Terry for captain - if they were the only choices, I would choose.......Gary Neville.

[Yudster]

Don't know about the others Prowler, but I thought I WAS talking about football........

[kendra k]

my post was football related...

so, if i were to joing the fa's england fan association, would that be stupid?

oh, and i watched the chelsea v. tottenham match on replay last night. what a bunch of morons.

[Yudster]

Yes. Morons indeed. Including the current England Captain..........

[kendra k]

who was captain during the 2-0 loss to croatia.

[Longview01]

who was captain during the 2-0 loss to croatia.

John "racist" Terry

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Name one regular player in the England team that isn't an annoying knob? Paul Robinson is the only one I can think of.

[Yudster]

Don't know, I never met any of them. Somebody told me that Owen Hargreaves is a nice bloke, but I think she just fancies him. I mean, you can't tell if someone is a nice bloke on the strength of a conversation consisting of "Could I have your autograph?" "Sure, who should I put it to?" "Oooh,thanks" "No problem". Although I still don't know why Owen Hargreaves wanted my friend's autograph.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I wish I had as many friends as you. Unfortunetly I'm not a nice person.

[Yudster]

You will have, when you've had as long as I have to accumulate them!

[Boboff]

Name one regular player in the England team that isn't an annoying knob? Paul Robinson is the only one I can think of.

And co-incidentally the only one Chris Moyles regularly drinks with ( aledgedly )

[Yudster]

What are you suggesting here boboff?

[Boboff]

Nothing, or was I ?

Perhaps Gaspode is not who he appears to be ?

[Yudster]

Interesting. Thing is, I'm not quite sure who it is that actually appears to be in the first place.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Giant Haystacks.