[Boboff]

Chris Wells, you need to resize your avatar so it less than 100x100 pickells or Topher gets upset.

A very warm welcome to you, lets hope it's the start of something beautifull !

[Ballbag]

Shame, I like the action freeze frame of Chris being punched in the mouth, or though he doesn't look too put out by it.

You must be as hard as nails Chris.

Or are you just singing with a very small mic?

Welcome.

[chriswells]

Thanks. I hope so to.

I may buy next weeks heat to see if she makes it in...

It was a lolly, I'm only 8

[Gaviano]

I'm pretty sure you have to say something untrue to be sued.

I guess my whole problem with this is that she's reacted to indirectly being called fat as though she's been shot. Even if she was fat, who cares? The fact that she isn't and STILL decides to get upset about it to the extent that she goes bleating to "Heat", rather than just shrugging her shoulders and saying, "No I'm not" speaks volumes.

[chriswells]

Wonder what radio show she does?

[Gaviano]

Here are her credits to date ... no mention of a radio show, unfortunately.

http://uk.castingcallpro.com/view.php?uid=44313

She's described as slim on this ... also described with the ability to portray a 24 year old. She can do an Australian accent and play the guitar, so next time you're looking to hire someone to sing "Land Down Under", you know where to go.

[B1ue]

So she agreed that 'Curvy' is OK

Personally I wouldn't object to 'Fluffy'....fluffy is good

[Boboff]

Mt friends called me Lardy, I liked that, very Biker Grove

[Ballbag]

Nice, I've got a tubby friend called Norman, who goes by the name of "fat boy fat"......... (with ironic reference to the Norman Cook)

[Yudster]

I have been, at different times, described as slim, elegant, curvy, luscious, thin, too thin, looking well, buxom, rubenesque - the whole lot. Right now though, I am fat.

[Ballbag]

Buxom is a word that's not used enough nowadays. I might try to fit it into my everyday conversation more often.

Having said that I work in an office full only of men, and my mother is coming to tea tonight, so maybe I'll start trying tomorrow.

[Yudster]

Plan!

[cyprusrabbit]

Shes not big!! however if your going to be in the public eye then expect criticism. Stupid woman!!

[Boboff]

I like Voluptuos, I think that combined with the word Moist makes the best description of lady posible.

Well that is unless you have a Welsh Acent and the the best words are Hydraulic & Staggered.

If you are a geordie the best words are Conjunctavitous & Kawasaki, as well as the price £8.88 ( Imagine Ant and Dec !)

So if a Voluptous Geordie asked for 4 pints at £2.22 each, and eyes looked a bit red, carrying a Motorcycle helmet, with a drunk Aled Jones walking by her side, with a tube of greese and and a Forklift.................... ohhhh I am off to the bathroom to clean up

[B1ue]

I think I'm going to enjoy your posts, Boboff

[cyprusrabbit]

Hey Boboff

Maybe Chris should read your signature!!!!!!

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[Gaviano]

Hey Boboff

Maybe Chris should read your signature!!!!!!

x

3 hours of dead air, then.

[cyprusrabbit]

Hey Boboff

Maybe Chris should read your signature!!!!!!

x

3 hours of dead air, then.

Not at all!!!!! He Is a very funny man, he doesnt need to be rude to keep his listeners.

Oh and before anyone says anything I have been really enjoying the shows!!!! I have changed my alarm clock to Radio one now.

[DemonHorse]

Mt friends called me Lardy, I liked that, very Biker Grove

not to be confused with Lardy BOY off Radio 1 comedy LEGENDS Mark and Lard...

[B1ue]

Radio 1 comedy LEGENDS Mark and Lard...

Aaah...memories!

[Yudster]

Of course, all those things were when people were being nice to me. What they said when they were being honest, I really would rather not think about. Brick Shithouse would be about right at the moment I think. But it will get better.......!

[Boboff]

I think I'm going to enjoy your posts, Boboff

Yes I have several available

We have the Fence, the Goal and the Menapause... a particular favorite of mine that one, they make such good workers and you never have to worry about Maternity pay, As fudge packers go the post Manapausal are definately the employee and therefore post of choice.

As dinner companions however the excess facial hair can often lead to rather embarrasing situations, like when they get asked if "sir would like to see the wine menu !"

Blue- you have us intigued so far with your posts, and as we are not allowed to discuss personal things between people, or something, could you, based on yourself as a role model, describe the sort of person who is currently joining this most halowed off forums.

[B1ue]

I think I'm going to enjoy your posts, Boboff

Yes I have several available
"sir would like to see the wine menu !"

Excellent!


...oh...a role model, you ask? Hmmmm ...do Ferrari's come in Blue?

[Boboff]

I don't know, I knew a chap called Farrari, he was jewish, and they don't as a rule, do you want his number ?

[B1ue]

Totally random but suitably funny...

I'll pass on having the number and just go for the blue Ferrari, then