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Cow Jokes#257795

By Lucie - Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:01 am

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:01 am #257795

This forum is so full of cr*p I thought I'd add some intellectual worth:

What do cows eat for breakfast?

Mooooseli.

Feel free to add your own and stuff

#257798

By kendra k - Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:59 am

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:59 am #257798

when is meat so high?

when the cow jumps over the moon.

why did the cow cross the road?

it was the chicken's day off.

what do you call a cow in space?

a cowsmonaut!

kendra i love you so much

Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#257799

By Rychu - Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:30 am

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:30 am #257799

Not sure if this isn't too ofencive but there you go:

What's the difference between white cow and black cow?

White cow says mooooooo

Black cow says mooooooo man mooooo!!!

Come on Lets all go to Norwik

#257819

By Ballbag - Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:43 am

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:43 am #257819

(Vaguely cow related)

I guy walks into the butchers and says to the butcher "I bet you £10 that you can't reach those two cuts of meat on that top shelf". The butcher looks at the meat and says."No, I'll not take that bet........... the steaks are too high".

budum schhhhh !!!!

I'm only 29 by the way.

#257854

By Quincy - Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:34 am

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:34 am #257854

"doctor! doctor! i feel like a cow!!"

"stop eating so much grass then!!!!!!!!111111111one"

i made that one up myself

#257927

By Lucie - Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:24 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:24 pm #257927

What do cows like to do in their spare time?

Answer 1: Listen to Moosic

Answer 2: Watch Moovies

#257931

By Quincy - Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:34 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:34 pm #257931

moosaics

mooving large objects

mooting the tv

moowing the lawn

watching things in slow mootion

riding moopeds

#257933

By Ballbag - Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:38 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:38 pm #257933

They do udder stuff too Quincy. (get it........udder........... other........ cow......... udder).

I'm only 29 by the way.

#257952

By hannahisgreat - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:13 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:13 pm #257952

Why are cows are always high?

Because they eat too much grass.

I made that one up on the spot which is why it's not funny. Yes thank you, thank you.

#257955

By Lucie - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:17 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:17 pm #257955

I think it's quite funny.

What does the mummy cow give the baby cow when he's ill?

Cowpol

#257957

By Yudster - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:19 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:19 pm #257957

Now that IS funny.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#257962

By hannahisgreat - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:24 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:24 pm #257962

Haha. Amsuing. Cowpol. I've totally drank calpol before. I loooove it. Which is why I am probably like I am. You?

#257964

By Yudster - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:26 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:26 pm #257964

I tend to feed it to my babby rather than drink it myself, but each to his own!

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#257969

By bigcheez - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:35 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:35 pm #257969

moo

This is the cheez i messed up my old acount
http://www.jollytime.com/_images/produc ... _title.gif

#257971

By hannahisgreat - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:36 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:36 pm #257971

Haaaaaaaaaha. That's the best one.

#257975

By MarkChambz - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:42 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:42 pm #257975

Moooooo-ving swiftly on...

...I'll grab me coat.

#257976

By Lucie - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:43 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:43 pm #257976

oh yeah I used to pretend to be ill so my mum would give me calpol, I think I became immune to it probably!

Wasn't it horrible when you turned 7 and you had to different stuff though? Worst day of my life that

#257978

By bigcheez - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:44 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:44 pm #257978

Its horriblechanging when 7
the ones before 7 are realy sweet
then when ure 7 it starts to taste like cat p*s

This is the cheez i messed up my old acount
http://www.jollytime.com/_images/produc ... _title.gif

#257980

By SAV1OUR - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:46 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:46 pm #257980

oh yeah I used to pretend to be ill so my mum would give me calpol, I think I became immooe to it probably!

Wasn't it horrible when you turned 7 and you had to different stuff though? Worst day of my life that

Thats the thing about them bloody cows, they've far too much time on their err feet, all they do is make small moo and gossip, least they never mooan though.

Click, look, be happy.

#257987

By seanyc123 - Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:58 pm

- Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:58 pm #257987

What do you call a man that sleeps with underaged cows? A cow moolester! HAHAHA!