[Dickie]

Well i'd say I was a fan. Who's your team Ballsack?

[Ballbag]

My team Dickie the follower, are Brighton and Hove Albion.............the mighty seagulls.

[Dickie]

And you live in. . . .

[Longview01]

And you live in. . . .

proberly manchester lol

[Ballbag]

And you live in. . . .

Leeds (it says so on the left, just below my picture).



<------------------- roughly there........ ish.

[Ballbag]

You're spot on little Flower, I thought I saw you searching for that.

[Ballbag]

....... so that wasn't technically guessing was it.

[Ballbag]

Nice one duder...... good sleuth-ness there.

[Dickie]

Words like that is why you should read alot, the amount of words the youth of today don't even know the meaning of is shocking.

[Ballbag]

Oh Flower there you go again, a bad workman always blames his tools.

Oh, and Dickie, Re: my origin, I guess you've now realised where I'm from and my club etc etc thanks to Inspector Fowler, I guess it's the same for you, were you born in Manchester and subsequently moved away?

[Boboff]

I would put in Room 101

Primark
G Strings and low hipped jeans on Fat Girls
Papercuts
Bunions
Dirty Finger Nails ( and Men with Long Finger Nails)
Alcopops
Mr Frosty
Bushy Eyebrows
Local Councilors
All Bumper Stickers
The words Confit & Couli
The £2 coin
Mock cream
Lever Arch files that don't meet when closed
Fiat's with body kits
Tomatoes
Rotweilers & Pit Bull Terriers
Racists
Scrouts ( under 21 council estate pourly educated English boys who think spitting and walking with there hands on there private parts is a good way to behave in a food factory)
Dead leaves
Cespits
Anyone who uses different highlighther pens to work out what TV to watch in the coming week.
Redlight
Men who drink halves
Patent leather shoes
Anyone who wears a tie with a Fat knot, not done up correctly to look a little jaunty
Stair wells that smell of wee
Orange juice as a starter
Hotels that don't provide Bath Matts for Families with young children
Any who says they are scared of me in an appraisal
Jelly from Pork Pies
Parcel Force Lorry drivers
Anyone with Tattoes on their neck or face
Unsalty Salted peanuts
Chewing Gum on Carpet
People who use Hankerchiefs that are dirty and let you see the mess
Lifegaurds who look at your fat bits and laugh at swimming pools

[Boboff]

And long boring lists !

[Yudster]

Bobsie, that was a brilliant, fascinating and interesting list which must have taken a lot of thought and work to do. Have you packed any fudge this week?

I agree with everything on it except Jelly In Pork Pies. The jelly is crucial to the cooking process, and is the best bit of the pie.......

[Boboff]

Didn't take long actually I am and effcient driveler.The Crap pours out of me like the back end of a Cow after eating a bale of exlax

[Yudster]

I can't imagine any of your poor little employees would actually be scared of you though.

[Ballbag]

Boboff only employs Umpa-Lumpas, their little orange faces drop every morning they walk into his fudge packing factory at 4 am.

[Boboff]

No there Kurdy Worlly's actually, and I don't let them go home.

Honestly rumour has it my best Cook if off work sick with a cut on his hand, and now apparently he's facing a double attempted murder charge !

Kin Ell, I was going to give him a payrise and all, till it said in the paper he was only 21 and I could have got away with paying him less than the minimum wage for the last 3 years ! Gutted

[Yudster]

I think you possibly need help with your recruitment issues............

[Boboff]

Would you like a job?

[Yudster]

God, yes! I want to move to Devon, too!

[Boboff]

I have an opening for a Fudge Packer !

[MK Chris]

I agree with everything on it except Jelly In Pork Pies. The jelly is crucial to the cooking process, and is the best bit of the pie.......

Pork pie jelly is foul.

[Yudster]

I have an opening for a Fudge Packer !

Sounds more like you could do with an HR manager and a decent administrator. Good Morning!