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By foot-loose
#264365
Kendra! If you're reading this, tomorrow is the only possible day i can get to you! How can i get in touch with you?


*sigh*

Its so romantic!
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By MK Chris
#264368
For romantic, read desperate (on Sidders' part.)
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By kendra k
#264369
innit though?

sidders, i'll have to figure that out.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#264375
Kendra! If you're reading this, tomorrow is the only possible day i can get to you! How can i get in touch with you?


Its too late now for today you have been arsing about for too long Mr Sidders.
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By Yudster
#264376
How difficult is it to get on a train?
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By Boboff
#264378
It very much depends on where the train is, if the said train is on top of a large hill surrounded with Crocodiles and Lama's with Machine Guns it can be a little tricky, if however it is at a train station then normally Health and Safety comes in to play and the provide Platforms for ease of ingress and egress into said vehicle.

Is that ok ?

Happy New Year to one and all.
By foot-loose
#264392
why would lamas with machine guns pose a problem to boarding a train? I don't imagine that llamas have any idea how to use a machine gun and if they do, I think there would be some operational problems what with the hooves and all.

I think a simple solution to this little problem would be to get rid of the llamas all together.



And give the machine guns to the crocodiles!
By Ballbag
#264394
How about sharks with frikkin laser beams.
By Nasha_x
#264396
or escaped mental patients.. like you lot (or so it sounds) :D
By Nasha_x
#264399
absolutley stark-raving mad:D
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By Sidders
#264400
Well it's not 2:30 and I only got out of bed half an hour ago. It doesn't look like this is meant to be.
By foot-loose
#264401
How about sharks with frikkin laser beams.


This is a more practical idea as the sharks (if we are using the Dr Evil rule book) had the frikkin laser beams attached to their heads thus removing the need for them to learn how to use the weapon.

However, if we look at what senario boboff was stating:

if the said train is on top of a large hill


I can see that suddenly the sharks are at a disadvantage because, as we all know, they tend to perform somewhat better underwater than on land.

Its a tricky one I grant you.
By Nasha_x
#264402
lazy!!! i've been babysitting since half 8 this morning :? have a nice sleep?
By Nasha_x
#264405
what if ther were flying sharks?
By Ballbag
#264407
How about some ill tempered mutated sea bass?
By Nasha_x
#264408
or pixies..pixies are evil
By foot-loose
#264410
How about some ill tempered mutated sea bass?


again, problems with them lying on the ground flapping for a few minutes and that being the end of it.

That said, it depends on the mutation.
By Nasha_x
#264411
that would be good..i would have an evo in pink
By foot-loose
#264412
What if everybody in the world had a hovering car or could magically transport themselves from one place to another instantly? That way you wouldn't have to worry about getting on a train and meeting the the sharks, seabass, pixies ect.


its the most practical solution yet tbh. That said, ive forgotton what the initial discussion was about.
By Nasha_x
#264413
something about a train ?!
By Nasha_x
#264415
u foorget the escaped mental patients :lol:
By Nasha_x
#264417
thats me :lol:
By Nasha_x
#264419
yes indeed! i am certainly one of a kind
By Nasha_x
#264422
aww...u love me really..dont you?!
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