[Yudster]

That could be.......expensive.

[Boboff]

Chris M owns an acre of Susan, big girl!

[SAV1OUR]

Stumbled across this thread whilst searching for something else. What a sad lot! Are there really people who spend their time listening to Radio 1 and posting puerile comments here? Get a life!

I would just make one comment. If you don't like what the paper says then don't buy it. Then you won't be making a contribution to the reporter's salary. Personally I would rather listen to a road drill than CM but I have no choice but to contribute to his salary.

A shoot and run incident, always tragic, nothing to see here folks, just a coward who wanted to spit his venom, move along now, let the police do their work....

Sadly this type of incident is a regular appearence here in .Net.ich we're seeing more casualites, little office bores who think themselves a smart arse enough to join up and post a single comment because their ego's have taken a pounding on a national radio show. And no I cant spell peumatic drill either, but I would like to stick a 'road drill' in Murdochs head rather than Moyles's!

[nood]

[Naomi's Boss]

you guys kill me, you really do!

Leave the thread alone, nothing to see here, I'm bored of it... Blah, blah blah. Truth is it's become the most interesting thing you all have to talk about, that's why you keep bringing it back to life.

1-0 Norwich.

Now let it lie

[nood]

Stumbled across this thread whilst searching for something else. What a sad lot! Are there really people who spend their time listening to Radio 1 and posting puerile comments here? Get a life!

I would just make one comment. If you don't like what the paper says then don't buy it. Then you won't be making a contribution to the reporter's salary. Personally I would rather listen to a road drill than CM but I have no choice but to contribute to his salary.

A shoot and run incident, always tragic, nothing to see here folks, just a coward who wanted to spit his venom, move along now, let the police do their work....

Sadly this type of incident is a regular appearence here in .Net.ich we're seeing more casualites, little office bores who think themselves a smart arse enough to join up and post a single comment because their ego's have taken a pounding on a national radio show. And no I cant spell peumatic drill either, but I would like to stick a 'road drill' in Murdochs head rather than Moyles's!

Oh well never mind. Doesn't really matter.

I would just make one comment. If you don't like what the paper says then don't buy it. Then you won't be making a contribution to the reporter's salary.

Since none of us bought the paper or made a contribution to the reporter's salary, his/her one comment holds absolutely no water here anyway.

[maximus]

1-0 Norwich.

Shouldn't it be 1-1?

Now let it lie

Contradictory anyone?

[nood]

yes, but it's a troll - who cares? don't feed it.

Aparently Nasa says no-one owns The Moon.

[Yudster]

I wonder who is making the money from selling bits of it then. Tell you what, I'll sell you an acre of the moon (or Susan) for £150. Bargain.

[nood]

Mr. Dennis M. Hope. He's gonna sh*t his pants when 3.4million people ask for a refund.

[Emmsybella]

I live in Norwich, although Im not actually from Norwich, believe me no choice of mine!

Its alright here, Norwich is quite a good night out, however, if you think Norwich is bad Chris you might want to visit Kings Lynn down the A47, now that is a place with absolutely zero atmosphere, and the people, are just damned wierd, to get in the clubs there you have to show them your webbed hands! If your hands arent webbed your not getting in!

I thankfully am leaving Norfolk in the not to distant future, and out of east anglia, thank the effin lord!
Its the worst place Ive ever lived!

[nood]

The topic moved on from Norwich to The Moon some pages ago, which just goes to show you're right to get out while you can!

[Naomi's Boss]

Admit it nood - the banter brought a little bit of colour and purpose into your life

[Adam]

They should put all Radio 1 DJs on min. wage for a month. A bit like secert millionaire.

[nood]

Admit it nood - the banter brought a little bit of colour and purpose into your life

Okay, I admit it - I enojoyed talking about The Moon.

[Yudster]

The moon has looked pretty spectacular the last couple of nights. Prettier than Norwich, although the shopping is crap I hear.

[nood]

I know, Susan (The Moon) hasn't had a decent shop since Mars and Spencers shut in 1683, shortly after the Toni Braxton Riots.

[Adam]

ive been go-karting in norwich i think. thats about it.

[Ballbag]

I was in a pub in Naaaaaarich (that's how they say it) when it was hit by a drunk driven van. We were up stairs just above the crash site and it spilt my pint.

That's about it for me.

[nood]

Wow, that must have made front page (Norwich Evening) news:
Imagine if Naomi Campbell wrote it....

***insert daydream sound effect here**

Drinker's pint viscously knocked over by Chris Moyles in a van
by Namoaning Crampballs

Come and have a go if you think you're lard enough. A Norwich pub-goer was seriously and maliciously attached by fatty fatty bum bum DJ Chris Moyles this weekend while out drinking in Norwich's only pub.

The loud mouth and offensive roly poly quarter-pounder-with-cheese eating mother f*cker DJ was upset by the drinker, otherwise known as "Bag for Balls", after reading an opinion left [by Bag For Balls] on a fansite.

The big fat Radio 1 Breakfast Show presenter who beats children in his spare time and is reknowned for being involved in puppy baiting, kitten felching and penguin fondling was tipped off that Bag for balls was by the juke box in the corner and proceded to drive into the side of the building hoping to cause some damage of one kind or another.

His actions have topped those of tiny Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond who nearly took his own life by attempting to kill a Norwich-born hedgehog with a drag racing car.

Rita McRivita, who runs the Saddam and Steve in Bashthebishopgate, said:
“It's a shame the pub didn't fall on top of Moyles. I don't actually listen to his show, but will go along with whatever Namoaning says.
That pub was unique with a fantastic atmosphere. There was nothing like it. By the way Chris Moyles visits hospitals to swap around babies and force all the white middle-class pensioners to listen to Westwood."

A spokesman for Mr Moyles told us: “You people obviously have nothing better to do.”

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Yes, I'm bored and that incredibly predictable Hollyoaks thing is on the shiny TV thing again.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You aspire to local news.

[Yudster]

I think that this whole thread demonstrates that local news aspires to nood.

[Naomi's Boss]

I agree totally - Come and get a job in Norwich, nood

________________________
Girls are stupid, they cry a lot
Girls are weak, wrap them in carpet

[DemonHorse]

Or alternatively go to that London... and work for the proliferation of Free papers such as Metro, London Lite, The Docklands...

[Yudster]

I agree totally - Come and get a job in Norwich, nood

I don't think Norwich can afford him.