[Vivienne]

What music should Rachel go up the aisle to? Definitely not Chris' little choons of this morning! But what do you think?

I'd recommend D J Sammy's "Heaven" (the slow "candlelight mix" version). This is what I'm gonna have, if I can ever find some poor soul willing to put up with me (ha ha haaaaa!).

[foot-loose]

Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

[Vivienne]

you're very harsh and cynical this morning.

[foot-loose]

At my funeral, I want an open coffin and everyone to sing "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands"

[Ballbag]

The Bennie Hill Theme tune, and they should all walk really quickly with a gaggle of busty babes trailing them, a few laps of the chruch before arriving at the front.

[foot-loose]

you're very harsh and cynical this morning.

?

What i say?

[Vivienne]

Does anyone have something sensible to say?

[foot-loose]

**takes the hint, swishes hair from face (sebastian from Little Britain style) and walks off indignantly**

[Yudster]

At my funeral, I want an open coffin and everyone to sing "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands"

That is also Mr Yudster's choice, and he wants an open coffin with a rope and pulley system in it so he can join in with the actions!

[Vivienne]

Was only kidding, Foots.

[Yudster]

Does anyone have something sensible to say?

You have heard the phrase "ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer"?

[Vivienne]

The thing is.... I don't think my question IS silly. I'm sure Rachel will be desperately looking for music to look good to on her Big Day.

[foot-loose]

That is also Mr Yudster's choice, and he wants an open coffin with a rope and pulley system in it so he can join in with the actions!

he has a good choice.

I am also thinking the Hockey * (You put one leg in, one leg out, etc)

(PS, I dont think we are allowed to talk about this in here - we need to come up with some sorta guff about a wedding but I think she wants serious suggestions which im not so good with )

[Sidders]

I want Live Forever at my funeral.

[foot-loose]

The thing is.... I don't think my question IS silly. I'm sure Rachel will be desperately looking for music to look good to on her Big Day.

She works for one of the biggest radio stations in the world. I doubt she will be short of suggestions!

[Yudster]

The thing is.... I don't think my question IS silly. I'm sure Rachel will be desperately looking for music to look good to on her Big Day.

I'm sure she will - I'm equally sure she won't be looking here, because she is an intelligent woman who really doesn't need our help with this.

[Vivienne]

What's the point to that if you've kicked tha' bucket?

[Sidders]

It promotes the idea of life after death.

[Vivienne]

I see, Sidders.

[bumheed7]

What music should Rachel go up the aisle to? Definitely not Chris' little choons of this morning! But what do you think?

I'd recommend D J Sammy's "Heaven" (the slow "candlelight mix" version). This is what I'm gonna have, if I can ever find some poor soul willing to put up with me (ha ha haaaaa!).

a ned wedding? oh dear...

[foot-loose]

What music should Rachel go up the aisle to? Definitely not Chris' little choons of this morning! But what do you think?

I'd recommend D J Sammy's "Heaven" (the slow "candlelight mix" version). This is what I'm gonna have, if I can ever find some poor soul willing to put up with me (ha ha haaaaa!).

a ned wedding? oh dear...

I was going to say that, but I've already been shouted at!

(Plus the englanders call them "chavs" - even though they are wrong!)

[Ballbag]

I refer to them as chip-fats, because they invariably do have a smell of chip fat lingering about them.

[DemonHorse]

I am also thinking the Hockey * (You put one leg in, one leg out, etc)

Hokey Cokey mate... won't get censored that way

[foot-loose]

aye I noticed that but there was too many replies after that so I let it go.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Bring your daughter to the slaughter.

or Z Cars...