[Yudster]

Is your real name Britney?

[foot-loose]

Nope, there isn't a Britney in the House of Loose Feet.

[Mermaid]

Feeling older means being called a milf ......
do i mind?????

[Uglybob]

when most of the England football team are younger than you

[pinkysibbs]

Going grey is very sexy,cant say im a fan of balding men apart from Patrick Stewart oh and the current Mr Pinkysibbs!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

when most of the England football team are younger than you

I went to an under 21s match a few years ago and I turned to my mate and said "every single one on this pitch is younger than us". We were depressed for much of the game

[pjordan2000]

when most of the England football team are younger than you

I went to an under 21s match a few years ago and I turned to my mate and said "every single one on this pitch is younger than us". We were depressed for much of the game

its like that when i watch the arsenal reserves, i feel old!

[Ballbag]

You know you're getting old when a bunch of people moan about the England under 21s all being younger than them, and you realise that that happened to you about 7 years ago.

I supposed you really know you're getting old when you're old enough have children in the under 21s. *cough* Boboff Yudyud *cough*

[Boboff]

Nasty cough there Baggie, I'd have someone take a look at that for you.

You know your old when you realise that that your going to die soon, and that all the drinking and smoking and being unfit, will probably mean it can be measured in single numbers!

what a happy thought !

Still off to the Pub for Fags and Beer now, I might be old but I sure know how to have a good time..... Not

[Boboff]

Not always a possitive that one I don't think, but I know what you mean, being 17 and 360 days, you can't buy a drink, or vote, or lots of other things you are deamed to be unfit to judge, but just a short week later you can do it all, seems daft.

And in my opinion it's not about age in any event, I think that once you can pass a "good person" test you should be allowed to drink and vote, and if your too thick to do it then you can't. Simple All Women who get pregnant, and have the baby twice before they are 18 should also be sterilised.
If you feel the need to spit and swear in public with your hands down the front of your Jeans then you should be forced to join the Army.
If you refuse to allow people to pull over from a slip way onto the main carraige of the road you should have your car crushed.
If there are Road works, and signs saying use both Lanes and you sit in the outside lane to stop people from using both lanes, then you should have your Lorry drivers licence inserted in your anus after it has been smeared with the HIV virus and some very hot chilli paste.

Bye

[Yudster]

Boboff for Prime Minister!!!!!!!!!

[Boboff]

I have thought before if you say Kent with a Kent accent it sounds like See you next Tuesday, which as you say may well describe some of the people who live there.

Present company excepted of cource.

[DemonHorse]

Least you're old enough to get served in the pub.

maybe but a growing number of places now don't let people in who look under 25 without ID. I get ID'd by people who look under 18 themselves, which is annoying. People older do seem to recognise that I am legal to drink.

[foot-loose]

The annoying thing is half my mates can get served and I just watch them get drunk which in a way is more entertaining.

The novelty will wear off.

[Yudster]

All novelties do, in the end - for instance, I now find that I actually don't like getting drunk. How lame is that?!

[kendra k]

that's why i stopped drinking. that and i hated blacking out.

[foot-loose]

well, im going to be walking that strange way and doing everything else that drunken idiots do very shortly.

[foot-loose]

blehhhhhhhhh


flubbba dubbba dub dub.


and a wooooo!!!


but apart from that, ski ba de ba de dom da da da.

Dont drink kids, its not big or clever!!!!

**drinks a couple of solpadine and goes to bed**

[Boboff]

Good man,

How does he do it ?

ten to four and even the ramblings are perectly typed.

Genius !

[foot-loose]

blehhhhhhhhh
but apart from that, ski ba de ba de dom da da da.

First up, I believe thats a direct quote from the legendery "Scatman" and his one and only hit, "Im A Scatman, Ska da ba di" (or however its spelt!)

Dont drink kids, its not big or clever!!!!

Not only do I type my ramblings properly, I also talk sense. Dont drink kids, not only is it not big or clever, but it leaves you feeling like you have been hit by a train the next day.






Feckin worth it mind you!

[foot-loose]

Of course I did. About 15!

Cracking.

[foot-loose]

person

[DemonHorse]

person

So what do we know about Foot-Loose since he joined....

Scottish
(and therefore) drinker
Stalker?

[foot-loose]

lol

Innocent till proven guilty Mr Horse.

[MK Chris]

Not only do I type my ramblings properly, I also talk sense. Dont drink kids, not only is it not big or clever, but it leaves you feeling like you have been hit by a train the next day.

Are you sure you weren't in Cumbria at about 8.15 last night?

Hope you didn't send any drunk text messages. I've been reading a load people have sent and it's quite amusing.

The "I F*CKING LOVE YOU!" kind?