How can you lose slippers under the bed? If you know they are under the bed, they aren't lost, are they?!
You make a valid point my little ewok friend. What I meant by that was, I would always lose slippers. They would then turn up again months later, covered in dust under my bed. I have not owned slippers in years, so I don't lose them!
And have you had surgery to remove that troublesome Scottish? Not a bad plan, but I'm not sure having a Welsh grafted on in its place is the best idea. Talk about out of the frying pan......
I am merely supporting our Welsh cousins on the day of their saint.
I believe we share a love for sheep.