[sammyboy2k07]

has any1 got the doctor who knok knok joke tht was on carpark catchphrase the otha week??

[sammyboy2k07]

thx

[darcym]

Could someone give me a translator that translates text speak in to english for humans

[sammyboy2k07]

is tht ment 2 b funi?

[Ballbag]

Honestly sam2k07, how hard is it really to spell the words correctly. It does make you come across as being quite dumb.

[sammyboy2k07]

how do u always gt in my things? lol

[Ballbag]

How do I what?

[Console]

It's also against the rules:-

No 'txt speak' - please use proper English

[sammyboy2k07]

no offence but r u on ths 24/7 ? cos if u r tht is quite sad

[Ballbag]

High five console.

[sammyboy2k07]

how old are you?

[Ballbag]

Who me?

Older than 26, and less than 29........ I shall say no more.


(The true identity of the ballbag is a closely guarded secret)

Why do you ask?

[sammyboy2k07]

havent you got a job to go to or something?

[Ballbag]

A job to go to? Why, I'm already at work.


Pre-tell, how old are you Sam, haven't you got a paper round to finish?

[sammyboy2k07]

ye i have but i go at about 4

[Console]

- It's there for a reason!