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#272152

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:52 pm

- Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:52 pm #272152

Sleep.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#272184

By foot-loose - Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:31 am

- Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:31 am #272184

**open bottle**
**drink contents**

#272197

By bumheed7 - Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:04 am

- Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:04 am #272197

**open bottle**
**drink contents**

yeah, get every alcohol in the house, mix it and down. then youll hopefully not feel the pain!

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#272204

By Sidders - Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:32 am

- Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:32 am #272204

I'd go to the pub.

#272208

By foot-loose - Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:55 am

- Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:55 am #272208

in four minutes?

#272215

By foot-loose - Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:17 pm

- Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:17 pm #272215

nah, id stick with my bottle.

Quicker and more cost effective!

#272228

By Walter Sobchak - Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:45 pm

- Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:45 pm #272228

reminds me of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

FORD
Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world’s about to end.

The BARTENDER looks at FORD a tad questioningly over his glasses, but FORD is staring out the window. The BARTENDER looks at ARTHUR instead, but ARTHUR shrugs helplessly and looks at FORD. The BARTENDER looks down at the glass he is polishing and simply begins preparing their drinks.

BARTENDER
Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it. Going to the match this afternoon?

FORD stares at the BARTENDER.

FORD
Well, no.

BARTENDER
What’s that, forgone conclusion, you reckon? Arsenal without a chance?

FORD
No, no, it’s just that the world’s about to end.

BARTENDER
Oh, yes, sir, so you said.

The BARTENDER stares over his glasses at FORD as he prepares the drinks. FORD stares back. The BARTENDER looks back down.

BARTENDER
Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did.

FORD looks a bit confused. FORD frowns.

FORD
No, not really.

The BARTENDER takes a deep breath, then looks back up at FORD.

BARTENDER
Alright, then, six pints.

:lol:

#273094

By ~JACQUI~ - Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:14 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:14 pm #273094

I love that song

Dunno, lie on the floor, or stick a bag over my head or something...

Come chat at my local here

#273098

By Zoot - Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:23 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:23 pm #273098

Scream very loudly

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#273099

By Ballbag - Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm #273099

I'd try and run a mile.

I'm only 29 by the way.

#273100

By Zoot - Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:30 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:30 pm #273100

Haha, very clever

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#273101

By Boboff - Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:04 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:04 pm #273101

I would start a new thread on here asking people what they are doing at the moment.

#273110

By Sidders - Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:21 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:21 pm #273110

in four minutes?

I'd drive up there, obviously I'm not going to have to worry about getting home. Probably just have time to sink a pint.

Also foot-loose, why are you worried about being cost effective? You're going to die anyway.

#273112

By Yudster - Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:42 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:42 pm #273112

He's Scottish.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#273138

By Sidders - Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:56 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:56 pm #273138

Lol good point Yudster.

#273186

By MK Chris - Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:45 pm

- Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:45 pm #273186

Sidders was that a serious 'lol'? I'm disappointed.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#273197

By Sidders - Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:22 am

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:22 am #273197

Can people not lol from time to time?

#273200

By MK Chris - Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:29 am

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:29 am #273200

I didn't have you down as one of the lol brigade.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#273208

By Yudster - Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:47 am

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:47 am #273208

"lol" has become a cliche - I only use it if I have actually properly laughed out loud, spontaneously. But I'd rather use something different, lol is a bit.....don't know, but it is.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#273224

By MK Chris - Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:20 am

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:20 am #273224

I associate it with 12 year old girls, and it's another txt spk abbreviation.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#273249

By Odin - Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:26 am

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:26 am #273249

A would try and go underground, if not, and am working, am making punch

, including all the contents of my bar

, so even if a dont make it underground, am already out me face

Book of Homer:
' Im not usually a praying man, but if your up there, please save me superman! '

Once a Year is more than enought posts from me

#273276

By foot-loose - Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:32 pm

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:32 pm #273276

He's Scottish.

Lol good point Yudster.

**sulks and doesn't offer to buy anyone a drink**

#273320

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:47 pm

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:47 pm #273320

Way to prove the point wrong.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#273340

By kendra k - Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:37 pm

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:37 pm #273340

lollzy

kendra i love you so much

Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#273356

By foot-loose - Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:04 pm

- Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:04 pm #273356

*whistles flower of Scotland as I don't know the words for foot-loose's sake*

Cheer up.

**starts singing**

"O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see, Your like again,
That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him, Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward, Tae think again. "

Whata CHOON

(lololol etc)