[Ballbag]

I was of course joking.


It is interesting really Yudyud.

[Zoot]

If you really were joking then I'd like you to apologize to the mice Miss Yudster. Come on Mr Grumpy Pants, say sorry, or you won't get any ice cream from Mr Whippy after School.

[Zoot]

I did of course mean to say 'Nice Miss Yudster'. I did in no way intend to liken her appearance to long tailed, big eared rodents...

[Boboff]

Have you actually seen a thin person eating a pastie whilst walking, no it's only fat people that walk and eat pasties at the same time.

If a girl has large breasts at 20 she will be fat at 40.... fact.

In my local 16th century Pub there is a drawing in the toilets with two spheres either side of a stretched eliptical object, in a certain light it looks like a mans genatalia, I wonder what the origins of it are ?

[DemonHorse]

It's origins probably lie in a few weeks ago when somebody who was drunk created them.

[foot-loose]

If you really were joking then I'd like you to apologize to the mice Miss Yudster. Come on Mr Grumpy Pants, say sorry, or you won't get any ice cream from Mr Whippy after School.

BFB and "Mr Whippy" are on very good terms. Although, im not convinced that ice cream always plays a part!

[Nicola_Red]

Have you actually seen a thin person eating a pastie whilst walking, no it's only fat people that walk and eat pasties at the same time.

very good point. I hate eating whilst walking around. It's so uncouth. It can maybe just about be excused when it's breakfast time and the item in question is a croissant or cereal bar. Things purchased from chain bakeries in greasy paper bags in the middle of the afternoon...NO.

[Boboff]

I can now tell that you are one HOT babe !

I also hate it when people eat the following in my presense as they smell

Ginster Buffet Bars
Cheesy Watsits
Beef Crisps
Anything to do with that dried Parmasan cheese in a tub

Your wife or partner should also leave the room to spray deoderant or body spray if you are in Bed, it tastes awful.

Don't make people nervous over a long period you will find that there breath begins to smell really bad.

Always make a point of telling people they smell of Garlic, they can not do a thing about it, accept think about it next time.

Eating curry makes you smell

If you want to feel good about yourself, go shopping at Asda.

If you want to feel fat, go to Next.

[Zoot]

If you want to feel good about yourself, go shopping at Asda.

Hear Hear!!!!

[foot-loose]

I can now tell that you are one HOT babe !

I also hate it when people eat the following in my presense as they smell

Ginster Buffet Bars
Cheesy Watsits
Beef Crisps
Anything to do with that dried Parmasan cheese in a tub

Your wife or partner should also leave the room to spray deoderant or body spray if you are in Bed, it tastes awful.

Don't make people nervous over a long period you will find that there breath begins to smell really bad.

Always make a point of telling people they smell of Garlic, they can not do a thing about it, accept think about it next time.

Eating curry makes you smell

If you want to feel good about yourself, go shopping at Asda.

If you want to feel fat, go to Next.

"And trust me, on the sunscreen!"

[Boboff]

exactly ! What would your top 5 tips ala sunscreen be my Scottish Pal

[Walter Sobchak]

I work in a school, and someone keeps adding a swastika as graffitti, but they are not as clever as they think, because it is the reverse of the nazi swastika, which means peace (I believe it was the original format too)

Maybe you're not as clever as you think and they meant it to be the peace symbol.

next to "burn the jews", I think not.

Private school, therefore obviously going to get some far right graffitti, if we find him though he (or she?) will be far right outta there

[Nicola_Red]

exactly ! What would your top 5 tips ala sunscreen be my Scottish Pal

My tips 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 (altho I do know you didn't address that Q to me!): SPF15 MINIMUM ON YOUR FACE, EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. I have followed this religiously for about 15yrs and people usually guess me to be 5-10yrs younger than my actual age.

[Mcqueen_]

I work in a school, and someone keeps adding a swastika as graffitti, but they are not as clever as they think, because it is the reverse of the nazi swastika, which means peace (I believe it was the original format too)

Maybe you're not as clever as you think and they meant it to be the peace symbol.

next to "burn the jews", I think not.

Haha see your first posts seems to suggest you were laughing at the expense of the not so clever people for accidentally doing peace symbols instead of nazi symbols.

Having 'burn the jews' written next to it makes it totally irrelevant which way the swastika is! It's strange you think they are unintelligent for putting the swastika the wrong way over them being unintelligent for there naive racist ways.

[Yudster]

Baggie need not apologise, he and I understand each other. And I am not Nice. But thanks anyway Zoot.

[Zoot]

Call me an old fashioned gentleman, but I stick up for ladies...
*holds door open for Yud*

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

exactly ! What would your top 5 tips ala sunscreen be my Scottish Pal

My tips 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 (altho I do know you didn't address that Q to me!): SPF15 MINIMUM ON YOUR FACE, EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. I have followed this religiously for about 15yrs and people usually guess me to be 5-10yrs younger than my actual age.

They guess you are actually 15?

[Boboff]

exactly ! What would your top 5 tips ala sunscreen be my Scottish Pal

My tips 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 (altho I do know you didn't address that Q to me!): SPF15 MINIMUM ON YOUR FACE, EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. I have followed this religiously for about 15yrs and people usually guess me to be 5-10yrs younger than my actual age.

if you lived here you would only need it 3 days a year, as it's dark the rest if the time.

I bet you look lovely though, what ever your age.

I agree with Zoot, hold open doors and never ask a lady her age, although if it looks dodgy jail bait wise, insist on photo id, trust me !

[foot-loose]

exactly ! What would your top 5 tips ala sunscreen be my Scottish Pal

1) Make sure the shoes you buy fit you properly. They will be with you for a while and you will need them to not slash your feet open when running on the treadmill.

2) Drink plenty of water before going to bed after a heavy nights boozing. It helps flush it out the system. Drinking plenty of water while boozing is also a good idea.

3) Never forget Mothers Day. (Next Sunday Peeps!)

4) If you ever find yourself texting those music channels, you need to take a long hard look at your life. And your phone bill.

5) Always re-read what you are about to post in a forum. The chances are its not as funny as you think it is and probably doesn't even make sense. The preview button is a god send.

6) As above, except apply to text messages. Also, when bitching about someone in a text message, check and double check who you end up sending the text too. All to often, you send the text to the person you are talking about rather than the person to whom the text was intended.


Thats six I know, but the last one I feel is important.

**hits preview**
**hits submit**

[Quincy]

i nber previews it not sone me any harmm

[Boboff]

knorw mw "

[Walter Sobchak]

I work in a school, and someone keeps adding a swastika as graffitti, but they are not as clever as they think, because it is the reverse of the nazi swastika, which means peace (I believe it was the original format too)

Maybe you're not as clever as you think and they meant it to be the peace symbol.

next to "burn the jews", I think not.

Haha see your first posts seems to suggest you were laughing at the expense of the not so clever people for accidentally doing peace symbols instead of nazi symbols.

Having 'burn the jews' written next to it makes it totally irrelevant which way the swastika is! It's strange you think they are unintelligent for putting the swastika the wrong way over them being unintelligent for there naive racist ways.

Its a good point, but the previous post was referring to swastikas, so my post followed on from that.
I wasn't laughing, but making a comment, I admit to maybe being somewhat flippant about it.
The nazi swastika should be formatted in the form of SS, so it is relevant that despite their perfect spelling they still had the symbol around the 'wrong' way, another post said that the nazi swastika is a corruption of a peace symbol that way around, and indeed they are correct, but the nazis never used the reversed form.
Then I answered the query whether it may have been intended as a peace symbol, so i added the other part of the graffitti, to be honest I should have left it, even seeing it as a quote is distasteful at the very least, so I apologise to anyone that feels that way.

[Nicola_Red]

exactly ! What would your top 5 tips ala sunscreen be my Scottish Pal

My tips 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 (altho I do know you didn't address that Q to me!): SPF15 MINIMUM ON YOUR FACE, EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. I have followed this religiously for about 15yrs and people usually guess me to be 5-10yrs younger than my actual age.

They guess you are actually 15?

haha. let me elaborate. I have followed the sunscreen rule for about 15yrs, since I was around 17 and first started buying makeup and beauty products. I am now 32, and people normally guess that I'm somewhere between 20 and 28 (I hasten to add I never ask people to guess, cos I hate it when others ask me to guess their ages). A lady doing market research recently told me that she had guessed me to be about 18, but I suspect there was some flattery involced there!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Thats funny because I was guessing you were 15 without seeing you.

[kendra k]

wow, i was thinking the same thing!