[thebody]

Look at http://www.menzies.sandwell.sch.uk, on the link to 'ACES' on the left hand side of the page. The girl in the red jumper in the photo is me.

[Ballbag]

Gooooood moooooooorning Msssssssss Duuuuuncooooombe.

I think you need to get some heating going in that room, then perhaps you could take off all those scarves.

[MK Chris]

Hmm I could take her or leave her.

[Vivienne]

No-one wd be good enough for YOU of course.

[thebody]

Ha ha you lot are funny

[Vivienne]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[MK Chris]

No-one wd be good enough for YOU of course.

On the contrary, I'm sure I wouldn't be to the taste of lots of people (probably including the woman in that photo), however, I don't find her that attractive. I'm sorry about that, unfortunately I don't find all women attractive and having posted a link to a photo she was opening herself up to criticism as well as praise.

[Ballbag]

I liked her scarf.

[Quincy]

that collar is a bit massive.

[MK Chris]

Ha yeah it's a bit of a Harry Hill collar, that.

[thebody]

Who needs Trinny and Susannah with you lot to put the fashion world to rights lol.

[foot-loose]

First of all, my mum wears that sorta gettup and although that may, at first look, be an insult - my mum is always fairly well into her fashion sense. So pay no attention to them, and give my mum her scarf back!

Now onto more pressing things

Caption Competition time...



From the Fire Safety Guide Book.
Rule 4: Never overload a plug socket.

[Ballbag]

It's a school for the blind.

Ms Duncombe "Just right a little bit and you'll have all your fingers on the keyboard".

[DemonHorse]

of course in the hand we can't see, she's holding a knife.

[thebody]

How do you think we get students to work?

[Ballbag]

It appears by this photo, you torture them into it by pulling back their hair really tight and tie it at the back...... if you don't work hard enough, then it's tightened.

Ms Duncombe clearly doesn't think this girls is working hard enough........ she's already had a go at the hair on the sides and the back of her head, she's gonna go for the top next unless the student bucks her ideas up.

Poor lass.

[Boboff]

" God look at those roots, what a mess, and when ever were pink specs anything other than for the girl with the eyepatch and the permanent yello boggie bubbling out the left nostril, some daft prat married her in all, just my luck, I can't even get a signed picture of Chris Moyles of the people on his so called fan site, Catherine Tate will do another one of her Ginger gags tonight, and that will be it, not a bloke this side of Norich will come anywhere near me for another 6 bloody months"

[thebody]

Now, go on to the Headteacher's link on the same site. There is a group photo of the management team towards bottom of the page. The guy we're trying to get this photo for is standing at the back, on the right. The bald one. If you like the look of him, and think he looks like he deserves a photo of Chris Moyles, ring the show!!

[foot-loose]

Ach, thats just a boring suits photo - nout funny about that! Some pretty nice tie action going on mind you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I have a signed photo of Jason Robinson.

So do I. In a Great Britain Rugby League shirt. I have a celeb tale about him and Martin Dermott Yudster... you would be so jealous.

By the way if anyone wants it they can have it. I'm keeping my Andy Gregory and Frano Botica one.

[thebody]

Don't you just want to get him a signed photo of his hero? It'd make his day...

[Yudster]

I have a signed photo of Jason Robinson.

So do I. In a Great Britain Rugby League shirt. I have a celeb tale about him and Martin Dermott Yudster... you would be so jealous.

By the way if anyone wants it they can have it. I'm keeping my Andy Gregory and Frano Botica one.

Who is Martin Dermott Yudster? And yes, I expect I would.

[thebody]

No photos yet, folks. Am depressesd.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what have you actually done to get one other than moan at us?

[thebody]

I'm going to London!