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Knock Knock...#275795

By Vivienne - Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:05 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:05 pm #275795

Knock, knock....!

Who's there? - Doctor!!

Doctor Who? - You said it! :lol:

The Dr. will be on with Fearne & Reggie this coming weekend... can't wait! They're gonna interrogate him apparently !! Wonder what they'll ask...

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#275797

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:08 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:08 pm #275797

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**

**aims again**
:twisted:

#275799

By Vivienne - Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:10 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:10 pm #275799

Go ahead and aim, Paisley person !

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#275813

By DemonHorse - Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:02 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:02 pm #275813

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**

**aims again**

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#275816

By Vivienne - Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:09 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:09 pm #275816

I know you all secretly love me really....!! can't get enough of La Viv

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#275817

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:16 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:16 pm #275817

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

**hands rifle to DemonHorse**
**picks up another gun**
**doesn't lose eye contact with the target**
**takes aim**
:twisted:

#275825

By Vivienne - Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:36 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:36 pm #275825

OOOOOO!!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#275829

By Boboff - Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:49 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:49 pm #275829

I know you all secretly love me really....!!
Yeah we all love you viv, love to hate you that is.

I would rather Viv was nicer and that way not draw such hostility, but it really does seem that sometimes she can't help herself.

*Bobbof offers Viv a chair as a token of friendship, holds it firmly in place as Lady viv Eases hereself down on it, then wips it away, and she falls on her arse, legs spraying everywhere, her floral printed crimplene dress comes up round her ears exposing saggy stockings and Paisley printed pants*

#275832

By DemonHorse - Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:57 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:57 pm #275832

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

**hands rifle to DemonHorse**
**picks up another gun**
**doesn't lose eye contact with the target**
**takes aim**

Well I guess 2 shots to be sure of the hit huh? :twisted:

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#275836

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:01 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:01 pm #275836

**giggles inwardly at boboffs classic chair whipping stunt**
**doesn't reply to demonhorse**
**rolls the tooth pick round in his mouth**
**waits for a reason**
:twisted:

#275838

By Yudster - Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:02 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:02 pm #275838

YOU NEED MORE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#275841

By Boboff - Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:05 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:05 pm #275841

how do you change colour like [color=cyan]that ?[/color]

#275845

By DemonHorse - Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:12 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:12 pm #275845

Boboff have you ever been near a wrestling ring?
That seems like the kind of stunt worthy of a WWE 'superstar', but different, normally the chair gets folded and used to hit someone.

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#275866

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:21 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:21 pm #275866

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**

**aims again**

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

haha evening Gareth.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#275869

By MK Chris - Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:24 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:24 pm #275869

Ah ha. I knew he reminded me of someone.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#275881

By Boboff - Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:15 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:15 pm #275881

**gets out gun**
**aims**
**thinks twice**

**aims again**

No, let me... I'm as qualified with a sniper rifle as you can get without being in the fulltime military.

haha evening Gareth.

funny !

And The wrestling I had to give up, I was too good an actor !

#275893

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:49 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:49 pm #275893

**thinks... "the crazy woman seems to have gone"**
**suspiciously lowers gun**
**keeps a constant vigil in case she returns and starts with her obsessive Fearne and Reggie chat**
:twisted:

#275900

By pinkysibbs - Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:56 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:56 pm #275900

Go on I dare you!

#275904

By pinkysibbs - Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:01 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:01 pm #275904

lol

#275906

By DemonHorse - Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:03 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:03 pm #275906

And The wrestling I had to give up, I was too good an actor !

Same reason as The Rock, huh?

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#275910

By Boboff - Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:08 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:08 pm #275910

Go on I dare you!

Long pockets, short arms.

disney land, they disney vote tory

Invented everything from pennscilin to the phone

They all live in England, so why they like Scotland

Oh and England are crap at Football and Scotland isn't.

Hey Guys

Did you hear that the Pakastani Cricket team have given up cricket ?

Yeah they have taken up bobsliegh

#275926

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:25 pm

- Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:25 pm #275926

Ooo I'm tempted now.

I'm a just sittin here on ma ol' rockin chair, looking out for the cotton pickin' rootin' tootin' crazy lady!

You go an' do what you gotta do!

**surveys the darkness, cautiously**
**spits his chewing tobacco into the metal bucket beside him**

:twisted:

#275955

By Yudster - Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:19 am

- Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:19 am #275955

Oh dear. Some people are getting obsessive. The idea that Foot-loose is now doing a constant vigil upsets me as I feel if I say anything at all anti-scottish in jest I will be shot.

Don't worry, foot loose is more discerning than that. He knows his target, and it isn't you.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#275963

By Vivienne - Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:41 am

- Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:41 am #275963

Are you angry with me Foots? I'm in Paisley today... how exciting is that , E?

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#275965

By Yudster - Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:02 am

- Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:02 am #275965

Oh foot loose, you'll never have a better opportunity than this.....!

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.