[Vivienne]

He's not about as well, unless he's the "hidden" one on-line right now.

[foot-loose]

Are you angry with me Foots? I'm in Paisley today... how exciting is that , E?

Oh good god!

**grabs gun**
**runs outside**
**is blinded by the bright sun!**

What you doing in Paisley?

[Vivienne]

helping out.... work stuff !!

[foot-loose]

where abouts...?

**tries to look innocent**

[Vivienne]

Hillington Industrial Estate.

[foot-loose]

**opens window**
**takes aim**
**waits**

[Boboff]

anyway vack on thread

a blonde Swilly girl phones 999, and tells the fireman. her house is on fire

"how do we get there" says the fireman


"In the * red truck you tosser" says the blonde chav

[Quincy]

but there is no & ones

[Quincy]

no i wanted to do M & M though.

i did english language a level and got a B so swivel

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

haha well thank f*ck for the education system.

[Quincy]

did i mention i wear cardigans???????

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Charlalottie's punctuation post goes down as post of 2007 so far for me.

[foot-loose]

no i wanted to do M & M though.

i did english language a level and got a B so swivel

"No, I wanted to do M & M though.

I did english language A level and got a B, so swivel!"


Sorry

[Quincy]

i was writing in english not scottish

[foot-loose]

On of my mates posted a comment on our own forum saying that I should "Learn to write in Enlgish properly!"

The slagging he got was class!

[foot-loose]

That was the funny part Chazza

Enlgish

[SAV1OUR]

Heh heh, never mind the full stops, does my head in that show .

[Yudster]

I never cease to be amazed at the appalling level of written English which seems to be acceptable at GCSE, A level and university. I had a graduate working as my temporary assistant last year - I had to write out the alphabet and explain the concept of putting things in alphabetical order so that she could do some of the filing. And she had just got a 2.1 - in marine biology, I grant you, but I would have thought a rudimentary understanding of the basics of English would have been useful, even in that subject. I expect she is working as a "consultant" by now.

[foot-loose]

Im sure I heard somewhere that "txt spk" either was made acceptable, or was going to be made acceptable in exams.

That worries me.

[Boboff]

lol pmsl !

[SAV1OUR]

init!!!!!!!!!!

[MK Chris]

Im sure I heard somewhere that "txt spk" either was made acceptable, or was going to be made acceptable in exams.

That worries me.

That could never work anyway - there's so many different variations of it, what would be deemed acceptable and what wouldn't? Kids could excuse their spelling and grammar errors by claiming that it's txt spk. That's obviously besides the fact that it's a ridiculous and stupid idea.

[foot-loose]

I aint disagreeing with you, but i am sure I heard something about it.

[foot-loose]

I dont think it included English - that really wouldnt make sense.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it would take me longer to draw & that write and.