[Zoot]

It won't die, I'll reinvent the place! some new drapes on the wall, a new pool table, 50p a shot nights...

Come on everyone, first drink is on me!!!!

[Sidders]

Mine's a Magners.

[Boboff]

a thread specifically designed for drivel and alcohol related quotes, it's my kind of place, but we need more of a theme, and something the more serious regulars won't rubbish, and refer back to the last time they did it fourteen milennia ago.

How about whats the smallest animal you have had carnal knowledge with, or acts of a sexual nature which rhyme with that animal ?

Mine was a shrew I screwed, it was close to the duck I .... well you get the idea

[Boboff]

On the elixia of life my dear, I am making Rose Jelly today, and lots of it, Yum !

[foot-loose]

I had pear cider last night - a new experience.

Not bad, although I think Ill stick to the vodka.

[Zoot]

a thread specifically designed for drivel and alcohol related quotes, it's my kind of place, but we need more of a theme, and something the more serious regulars won't rubbish, and refer back to the last time they did it fourteen milennia ago.

How about whats the smallest animal you have had carnal knowledge with, or acts of a sexual nature which rhyme with that animal ?

Mine was a shrew I screwed, it was close to the duck I .... well you get the idea

Thats genius!

I once Nailed a Snail...
Can't think of anymore...

[foot-loose]

I made a seal squeal?

[foot-loose]

I caught a fly in the eye?

(does that even work? Its late!)

[foot-loose]

I just fumbled me a bumble bee

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I showed a runt.. nah.

[catherine]

i pulled a beavers lever....???

[Yudster]

Had a hump with a heffalump? I suppose that only works if you are Winnie the Pooh.

[Zoot]

I had a Shag with a Stag
I had a f*ck with a Buck
I made porn with a Fawn
I went up the rear with a Deer

... and I'm spent!

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

how fun

[DemonHorse]

Who forced a horse?

[foot-loose]

you sat there for ages trying to come up with some thing that ryhmed with "horse" didnt you?

I say this, because I did the same thing. I, however, decided that "forced" and "horse" don't really sound the same.

[Zoot]

You could of just said 'I rode a pony'.. in the right context people will look at you weird...

[DemonHorse]

you sat there for ages trying to come up with some thing that ryhmed with "horse" didnt you?

I say this, because I did the same thing. I, however, decided that "forced" and "horse" don't really sound the same.

or try rewording to Did you force a horse?

[foot-loose]

hmmm, maybe its the accent.

[DemonHorse]

Spell Horse in Morse?

[foot-loose]

Spell Horse in Morse?

Dit dit dit dit, dah dah dah, dit dah dit, dit dit dit, dit.

uh huh, indeedy

[catherine]

I'll have a water on the rocks....oh go on i'll live dangerously put a slice of lime init aswell

[foot-loose]

I would have thought you would be on the dust? Anybody? Dust? No? Dust? Anybody?

[catherine]

a line of dust and a 20 pound note?

[Yudster]

I would like a large frozen vodka, with a frozen vodka chaser. And a massive bar of Galaxy chocolate. Sorry Catherine, I'll take it in the back room - but I need chocolatey comfort and I need it now.