Zoot's Bar - Page 15 - chrismoyles.net forum

#277230

By catherine - Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:56 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:56 pm #277230

Lol. we was talking about chocolate today actually. In one of those terry chocolate oranges where its solid there is 97 points !

#277231

By foot-loose - Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:59 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:59 pm #277231

I'll take it in the back room

*gasp*

Must. Resist. Tempation. To. Use. Innuendo

but I need chocolatey comfort and I need it now.

Its too much ...

**falls off chair**

#277246

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:04 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:04 pm #277246

theres a non-solid bit of a chocolate orange?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#277256

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:19 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:19 pm #277256

theres a stick bit in the middle?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#277263

By Zoot - Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:19 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:19 pm #277263

I'll take it in the back room

*gasp*

Must. Resist. Tempation. To. Use. Innuendo

but I need chocolatey comfort and I need it now.

Its too much ...

**falls off chair**

Loot-Foose, you are a funny, funny man! :lol:

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277266

By DemonHorse - Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:23 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:23 pm #277266

I never thought of it like that until Foot-loose said that.

Foot-loose: Now with the power to corrupt otherwise innocent minds....
oh wait:P

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#277269

By foot-loose - Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:43 pm

- Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:43 pm #277269

Sorry, but when I red that line, it may as well have had a flashing neon light round it!

#277275

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:50 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:50 am #277275

I'm a bit thick at the best of times. On a different topic, anyone know how to kill a huge house spider (I'm not joking, it's like the size of a coaster) and also where a giant house spider may disappear to after going from the exercise bike, to the radiator to under the bed then to the bean bag which is where I lost it. I fear sleeping in case of a repeat of the last time I slept when I knew there was a spider in the room and woke up to find it right above me on the ceiling first thing in the morning.

Yea, it'll now be in your shoe. The left one. All ready to bite you first thing in the morning....

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277368

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:02 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:02 am #277368

It's not a problem, just make sure you wear really thick socks...
or 3 pairs of thin ones...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277373

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:04 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:04 am #277373

or just check your shoes?

#277382

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:07 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:07 am #277382

It can't harm you - just think how many other bugs there'd be if there were no spiders.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277391

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:11 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:11 am #277391

None. What's your point?

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277404

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:18 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:18 am #277404

Whats the point of anything if you think about it?

(Must put up new sign outside -"Zoots Bar, now with added philosophy. Meaning of life discussions with every pint...")

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277409

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:19 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:19 am #277409

Anyone want a sandwich?

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277413

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:20 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:20 am #277413

Have you never watched a spider devour a fly? It's quite entertaining.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277414

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:20 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:20 am #277414

I have Bacon.

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277418

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:21 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:21 am #277418

And watching a venus fly trap devouring a fly can be rather disturbing.

They crunch!

Bacon, you say Zoot?

#277421

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:22 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:22 am #277421

Danish. With Mushrooms. No ketchup.

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277424

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:23 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:23 am #277424

There once was a lady who swallowed a fly...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277428

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:26 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:26 am #277428

And watching a venus fly trap devouring a fly can be rather disturbing.

They crunch!

That's quite entertaining too.

Spiders are cool, and you know it.

Take a look at this baby:

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277433

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:28 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:28 am #277433

Sorry - can't edit posts in the Ramble section!

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277434

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:29 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:29 am #277434

These words he speaks are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the black widow
The horror that he brings the horror of his sting the unholiest of kings the black widow
Our minds will be his toy and every girl and boy will learn to be employed by the black widow
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
He sits upon this throne and picks at all the bones of his husbands and his wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam with a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children he's deflowered
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
Our thoughts are hot and crazed our brains are webbed in haze of mindless senseless daze the black widow
'cos these speaks he says are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the black widow
The black widow

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#277435

By MK Chris - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:30 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:30 am #277435

That's not a Black Widow, it's a Red-Back Spider.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#277437

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:30 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:30 am #277437

Zoots been possessed!

#277442

By Zoot - Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:32 am

- Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:32 am #277442

These words he speaks are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the Red-Back Spider
The horror that he brings the horror of his sting the unholiest of kings the Red-Back Spider
Our minds will be his toy and every girl and boy will learn to be employed by the Red-Back Spider
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
He sits upon this throne and picks at all the bones of his husbands and his wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam with a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children he's deflowered
Love me yes we love me love him yes we love him love me yes we love him ahahahaha
Our thoughts are hot and crazed our brains are webbed in haze of mindless senseless daze the Red-Back Spider
'cos these speaks he says are true we're all humanary stew if we don't pledge allegiance to the Red-Back Spider
Red-Back Spider

Happy now?

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph