[SAV1OUR]

(ha ha) Brilliant.

[MK Chris]

Definitely more mature than you... but that wouldn;t be hard (ha ha)

I was referring to you.

Charlalottie is the closest we have got now to Sam.

[Vivienne]

I was aware of that, Topher, but as I am not on here for petty argument, chose to ignore it basically...

[SAV1OUR]

Thank you Topher, in reality I'm not that mature as I laugh at the word bum, so the thread about Dom's bums is to much amusement.

When I were a student we had a phrase that gave us the giggles - 'Spunkbum'

[MK Chris]

Sam - consider it a compliment.

[SAV1OUR]

That's brilliant! I love it Saviour.

The best bit was when one of us was about to pot the black when playing pool, Tom Jones would come on - brilliant timing.

'Spunk bum, Spunk bum, yooou're a Spunk bum...'

[Zoot]

I love Tom Jones. I love the word Spunk bum. It really is a beautiful combination.

No. No it really isn't.

[SAV1OUR]

It is a bit 2001 I suppose, that was the last time I said the word I think.

[SAV1OUR]

And there it is, thank you Charls, may your spunkbum be with you always, no matter what happens. x

[Zoot]

Will somebody think of the children!

[foot-loose]

"Im bringing spunkbum back,
Them other boys don't know how to act!
I think it's special what's behind your back.
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack!

yea

Take it to the bridge"


Woooo!

[Zoot]

Then go to your room.
You're grounded!
Honestly, when I was your age we never spoke like that etc etc etc ....

[MK Chris]

Which is when there are spiders in there?

[SAV1OUR]

These oldies dont know their jive speak from their spunkbums, lets blast this mother.

[Vivienne]

How old are you, Saviour?

[Zoot]

Hey Lottie, as you sit there, alone in your room, knowing there is a big arse spider in there... it could be dangling above your head as you type... in fact it could already be in your hair and you wouldn't know!
Can you feel anything crawling on your shoulder? I wouldn't look now, just keep very very still.....


*Que Doctor Evil laugh - Bwah ha ha ha ha...*

[SAV1OUR]

I'm onto 26 and it would seem my outdated phrases are being passed onto Charls, flying the flag its well cool.

[foot-loose]

I could have a spider based sig.

That would cause her problems.

Mwa hahahahaha!

[Vivienne]

26 !!!! I would have said about 56 !! (ha ha) Rolls around laughing her head off....

[SAV1OUR]

(ha ha) indeed, ok now your turn, I'm gonna guess you're pushing 60 heh heh

[Ballbag]

Viv are you 12?

[Zoot]

I hate you Zoot! I've just looked up to the ceiling and banged my head on a beam on the wall. I'm now half concussed and now my spelling is going to be even worse and everyone will moan and it's all your fault! Argh.

Hahahahahaha!

Sorry Lottie, next Drink is on me!

hehehehe

[Vivienne]

Yeah, defo, Saviour !!! (continues to roll around laughing head off...)

[foot-loose]

I hate you Zoot! I've just looked up to the ceiling and banged my head on a beam on the wall. I'm now half concussed and now my spelling is going to be even worse and everyone will moan and it's all your fault! Argh.

Hahahahahaha!

Sorry Lottie, next Drink is on me!

hehehehe

**feels guilty**

Ill get the one after that.






**starts singing**

"The itsy bitsy spider, crawled up the water spout
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out
Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider, crawled up the spout again."

Oh yea, get down!

[Zoot]

Sorry... I've been told now Charlalottie....
*Goes and sits on the naughty step*