[pjordan2000]

I'm afraid our area is only a wheelie bin area, can anyone else cover this?

[Zoot]

Yea, we have some old Tin bins in our garage.
We also need some colanders to wear on our heads, and I though we could tie our coat sleeves around our necks and wear them like capes!

[foot-loose]

Zoot - can you be in charge of the shields then?

Also, that tortoise of yours? It may be more reliable than the Ball Mobile.


Right, we have:
ties round our heads,
paint on our faces,
walkie talkie things up our sleeves,
little ear pieces that we need to touch when talking to each other,
toothpicks to roll round our mouths when looking out warily,
jam sandwiches in our back packs (with the crusts cut off) (everyone remember your backpacks!),
several tubes of pringles which can double as rocket launchers,
a Ball Bag mobile (with sunroof),
wagon wheels, baguettes (crusts still attached),
as many kinder eggs as we can lay our hands on,
a spud gun (and a few potatoes),
a cardboard tube with a wooden stick subtly hidden inside,
dustbin lids,
collanders on our heads
and we have tied our jackets round our necks to look like cloaks.

We are officially better equipped that the real army.

**dons Arny voice**

"lets roll"

[Zoot]

Lets sync our watches, they always do that in the movies.

Ready?
3,2,1, Mark.

[foot-loose]

Hang on, I was in the Ask Aled thread

3, 2, 1, John.

[pjordan2000]

Appear we have been successsful in intimidating the opponenent

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle ... 525905.stm

good work team

[Ballbag]

Whilst you were all prepping the operation, I sneaked over to Terran, I doofed up the president and assumed his position with some clever disguising.

That beard is just painted cotton wool......... clever eh?

Anyway, the problem is I've got to live the rest of my life as the president of Iran......... I don't do the heat well.

[foot-loose]

Yes, congratulations all round.

I notice that we are going to go unnoticed mind you.

[pjordan2000]

Its the way we want it, we can therefore be used in future missions and our identities will remain secret so we can infiltrate enemy defences.

[foot-loose]

Cool.

Plus, it killed the best part of an otherwise boring day!

[fish heads]

What would we have done if those guys hadn't been captured...! We should be thanking Iran...

[pjordan2000]

Exactly right footie, exactly right!

[Ballbag]

Read the last few pages, that what we would have done.

Seriously though, what an over the top bit of propaganda mr dinner-jad has done. "here you go Mr Blair, have your guys back, think of this as a gift to Britain from Iran, and also men who arrested them........ have some medals for being national heros."

He's made a fool of the western world in the eyes of his nation, and he's done it quite well.

[MK Chris]

I knew people on here needed some lives but Christ.

[foot-loose]

I want to argue with you Topher, but I can't fault your logic!

[pjordan2000]

I'm afraid as much as that is a good idea mobility wise it wouldn't offer much protection. Good thinking tho Charlottie

[pjordan2000]

I understand now. Shields would be a good idea. It's been a long day, planning our attack and all that.

[pjordan2000]

This is it, may have to chill out a Zoot's bar for a few later.

[foot-loose]

we should have taken the goat to iran.

used it as currency or summit!

[foot-loose]

we should have taken the goat to iran.

used it as currency or summit!

That wasnt meant to sound as racist as I think it does.

Apologies

[pjordan2000]

Goat sounds like an idea but wont that spoil Zoot's Bar on friday's?

[DemonHorse]

Strap the bin lids onto the trolleys... will be like a small tank.

[Yudster]

Well done, you got them back!

[foot-loose]

you didnt just read all that crap did you!?

[Yudster]

Er.............no, of course not, what are you thinking?!