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By Yudster
#278302
I am back. No Foot Loose, not Scotch Land, to be honest, I didn't get much past the Midlands, but thats far enough Northwards for me. Its been a vodka free week. I'd like mine intravenously please.
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By MK Chris
#278304
You can't taste the goodness then! Philistine.
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By Yudster
#278311
A temporary measure only. If you'd had the week I've just had, you'd understand.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#278569
You think Topher hasn't got a hard life? He lost his trident last week.
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By MK Chris
#278581
I know, and now I can't be evil or anything.
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By Zoot
#278655
Well, to quote Mills,
"Its Only Blooooooooooooooody Friday!!!"

I'm off out tonight with Mrs Zoot to a Karaoke night with some of her friends.

What's everyone else up to tonight?
By foot-loose
#278658
My friend from Londonium is home so we got a big night out in the city planned. Tomorrow she want to have a "scottish day" so we are gonna try and persuade her to sit around drinking whisky, eating deep fried mars bars and complaining about years of oppression by the English. I'll even ask if she wants to toss my caber.

If that fails, and it will, we will go for a picnic at Loch Lomond. Then its off for another pissup in Paisley tomorrow night before she heads home on Sunday.
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By Zoot
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I'll even ask if she wants to toss my caber.

*speechless...*

If that fails, and it will, we will go for a picnic at Loch Lomond.

Won't that be a bit wet?

Then its off for another pissup in Paisley tomorrow night.


Thats a really strange dress code... Would of at leaset thought it would of been Tartan...
By foot-loose
#278662
I'll even ask if she wants to toss my caber.

*speechless...*

lol. Welcome to Scotland - where the men are men and so are the women.

If that fails, and it will, we will go for a picnic at Loch Lomond.

Won't that be a bit wet?

Well, it will no doubt be raining anyways so probably!

Then its off for another pissup in Paisley tomorrow night.


Thats a really strange dress code... Would of at leaset thought it would of been Tartan...

lol. One or t'other really - both are acceptable dress codes.
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By Zoot
#278664
I'll even ask if she wants to toss my caber.

*speechless...*

lol. Welcome to Scotland - where the men are men and so are the women.


Ah, is that why all Axe welding dwarves seem to have scottish accents?


If that fails, and it will, we will go for a picnic at Loch Lomond.

Won't that be a bit wet?

Well, it will no doubt be raining anyways so probably!


I've been to Loch Lomond, It wasn't raining then. I do remember it being absolutely gorgeous though.
Just a pity it lacks a monster...

Then its off for another pissup in Paisley tomorrow night.


Thats a really strange dress code... Would of at leaset thought it would of been Tartan...

lol. One or t'other really - both are acceptable dress codes.


Maybe you should design a foot-loose family Paisley, just to be different?


Not a bad little quoting session even if I do say so myself!
By DemonHorse
#278666
where the men are men and so are the women.


thought that was Zoot's Bar?
By foot-loose
#278675
I think this can now be classed as a Quote-A-Thon XII - Quote Generations

I'll even ask if she wants to toss my caber.

*speechless...*

lol. Welcome to Scotland - where the men are men and so are the women.


Ah, is that why all Axe welding dwarves seem to have scottish accents?

No no, that was only in Lord of the Rings. Plus, Gimli, son of Gloin was cool!


If that fails, and it will, we will go for a picnic at Loch Lomond.

Won't that be a bit wet?

Well, it will no doubt be raining anyways so probably!


I've been to Loch Lomond, It wasn't raining then. I do remember it being absolutely gorgeous though.
Just a pity it lacks a monster...

Nessie apparently goes on her hols to Loch Lomond. Ive never seen her though.

Then its off for another pissup in Paisley tomorrow night.


Thats a really strange dress code... Would of at leaset thought it would of been Tartan...

lol. One or t'other really - both are acceptable dress codes.


Maybe you should design a foot-loose family Paisley, just to be different?

This might happen, i'll look into it. I dont think its common to have a "family paisley pattern" tho. And we already have a family tartan.

where the men are men and so are the women.


thought that was Zoot's Bar?

Then it would be "where the men are men, the woman are men and the goats are scared."
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By Vivienne
#278677
A mineral water please... I have the flu today... i've been up all night.... I dreamt I hurt my back, and wound up in rehab. Funnily enough, today, I do have a sore back, but it must be due to the flu!!
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By timp
#278679
I think this can now be classed as a Quote-A-Thon XII - Quote Generations

I'll even ask if she wants to toss my caber.

*speechless...*

lol. Welcome to Scotland - where the men are men and so are the women.


Ah, is that why all Axe welding dwarves seem to have scottish accents?

No no, that was only in Lord of the Rings. Plus, Gimli, son of Gloin was cool!


If that fails, and it will, we will go for a picnic at Loch Lomond.

Won't that be a bit wet?

Well, it will no doubt be raining anyways so probably!


I've been to Loch Lomond, It wasn't raining then. I do remember it being absolutely gorgeous though.
Just a pity it lacks a monster...

Nessie apparently goes on her hols to Loch Lomond. Ive never seen her though.

Then its off for another pissup in Paisley tomorrow night.


Thats a really strange dress code... Would of at leaset thought it would of been Tartan...

lol. One or t'other really - both are acceptable dress codes.


Maybe you should design a foot-loose family Paisley, just to be different?

This might happen, i'll look into it. I dont think its common to have a "family paisley pattern" tho. And we already have a family tartan.

where the men are men and so are the women.


thought that was Zoot's Bar?

Then it would be "where the men are men, the woman are men and the goats are scared."


8O
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By Yudster
#278718
Quite!
By foot-loose
#278752
lol

Come to Zoots - its the future!
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By Zoot
#278754
Does that mean our drinks are really expensive?

Yesterday's Drinks at Tomorrow's Prices!
By foot-loose
#278755
Its a virtual bar - as hard as Mr Brown is gonna try, I doubt he can touch you!

And since you have no overheads, any cash you receive is virtual profit! You can prob spend that over in eBay!
By DemonHorse
#278760
lol

Come to Zoots - its the future!


like Garlic Bread?
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By Yudster
#278763
Its Friday afternoon, the sun is shining, its warm and the weekend is going to be lovely. I'd like a Pimms and lemonade please, with all the gubbins in it. And yes, I mean a jug, not a glass. Although I would like a glass as well, I don't actually want to drink it from the jug. But if I have to, I will.
By foot-loose
#278764
Exactly like garlic bread.

And Orange.
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By Zoot
#278772
Ok dokey.
What do you reckon I should sing at Karaoke tonight? I always go for a nie cheesy rock ballad, like Bon Jovi...
By foot-loose
#278774
Oh go for Meatloaf!

"And I would do any thing foooor love, but I wont doo that!"

The full 11 min version as well!
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By Zoot
#278778
"Sooner or later you'll be screwing around..."

Yay! Fantastic Idea Mr Foose!
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By Yudster
#278779
I'm going to sing Trouble, the Pink song. Most of Pink's stuff is brilliant for karaoke. Zoot, if you're going to do Meatloaf, do Bat Out Of Hell. Long version. Foot Loose, you should do the Proclaimers. Or is that too obvious? Maybe stick to Kenny Loggins *snigger*. Silly name.
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