Zoot's Bar - Page 18 - chrismoyles.net forum

#278783

By foot-loose - Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:43 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:43 pm #278783

I've never sang karaoke, but Footloose is a nightmare song to sing - the tune is all wonky (i've got the intrumental version in the house).

#278784

By Sidders - Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:44 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:44 pm #278784

I've never tried Pimms & Lemonade.

#278789

By Yudster - Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:52 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:52 pm #278789

Here, have some of mine *sloshes Pimms and Lemonade from crystal jug with "Zoots" monogramme engraved on it into a glass for Sidders*. Bottoms up!

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#278809

By DemonHorse - Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:26 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:26 pm #278809

Bottoms up!

*drops trou, and sticks hairy arse in the air*

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#278837

By Walter Sobchak - Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:46 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:46 pm #278837

A young couple walk into the airport bar just after they return after a lovely holiday in the Greater Antilles, The man goes up to get the drinks.
Noticing the multi-coloured hat he is wearing the barman asks "Jamaica?"
To which the Man says "Nooo, she was quite willing!"

:oops:

#278858

By Zoot - Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:49 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:49 pm #278858

Good evening everyone, anyone in here tonight?

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#278865

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:31 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:31 pm #278865

What's Bob Marley's Favourite Doughnut?

With Jammin'!

Love that joke.

Surely that should be 'how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?'

A small but significant change.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#278868

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:46 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:46 pm #278868

I thought that but she seemed so pleased with herself.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#278872

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:59 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:59 pm #278872

just further proof topher is evil.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#278873

By MK Chris - Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:05 am

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:05 am #278873

Pah, when girls call you sweet it's normally out of sympathy.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#278875

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:07 am

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:07 am #278875

Pah, when girls call you sweet it's normally out of sympathy.

its always been the case for me topher.

on that note... bedtime

EUROTREK.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#278880

By foot-loose - Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:43 am

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:43 am #278880

Bottoms up!

*drops trou, and sticks hairy arse in the air*

*is interested* :twisted:

I really shouldn't post when im drunk!!

#278886

By timp - Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:01 am

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:01 am #278886

Its alright i've done that before!

It's a kangaroo!

#278889

By foot-loose - Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:42 am

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:42 am #278889

I do it weekly!

#278905

By foot-loose - Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:24 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:24 pm #278905

It takes years of practise and a steady hand.

#278920

By Yudster - Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:49 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:49 pm #278920

As do many things I don't doubt.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#278951

By timp - Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:17 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:17 pm #278951

Any chance of a pint zoot?

It's a kangaroo!

#278953

By Zoot - Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:21 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:21 pm #278953

Of course, what will it be? I'm currently supping a cold bottle of Grolsch...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#278954

By timp - Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:22 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:22 pm #278954

Yeah Grolsch is good thank you!

It's a kangaroo!

#278968

By catherine - Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:42 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:42 pm #278968

hellooooo zoot and workers been to my aunts bbq had a drinking game, lost a few times and had to neck white rum back, yakky gimi a beer!!

#278969

By catherine - Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:52 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:52 pm #278969

someone talk to me im in a chatty mood

#278973

By Zoot - Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:28 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:28 pm #278973

Good evening folks, am 5 missing drunken banter?
Who wants a drink?

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#278975

By Zoot - Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:38 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:38 pm #278975

not really, had a couple watching the telly earlier, you?
What you fancy? My round...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#278977

By catherine - Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:39 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:39 pm #278977

i fancy a lager

#278978

By Zoot - Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:42 pm

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:42 pm #278978

What the 'ells creme de menth??? Is that the green stuff?
Evening Catherine, lager it is. Pork scratchings ladys?

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph